Tuesday, October 30, 2007

GP Challenge

During very important research into golf games on the web I came across a pool game with a cracking concept.

The premise is you have to pot spherical time bombs before the fuse burns out. As you can imagine this is very addictive. Before I forgot that I was actually meant to be at work a thought popped into my head. This would lend itself brilliantly to golf.



Picture the scene, you're on a crazy glf course and have either a certain number of shots or an amount of time to putt a timebomb.

I don’t know exactly how it works – I’m an ideas man – but there must be plenty of people out there who could design such a thing.

If you’re an aspiring flash designer, pull your finger out, I really want a go.

To play the Pow Pool at Candystand games click here...


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  Thursday, October 11, 2007

Do Us A Favour

“Wedding favours eh? What the bleeding hell are those?” I hear the unmarried ask. We at GOLFPUNK thought wedding favours were what you hoped the best man wouldn’t be caught giving the bride. But we’re serious journo types at GP Towers so we gave the subject in depth research, looked on Wikipedia, and discovered they’re, “small gifts given as a gesture of appreciation or gratitude to guests from the bride and groom during a wedding ceremony or a wedding reception.”

If you're looking to get married but haven’t decided on what you’re going to give your esteemed guests look no further. Beaucoup have produced the ultimate Wedding Favour, personalised golf balls. Now we know this is not ground breaking but this is the first time this Webitor has seen personalised golf tat used in a marital setting.



You can instantly see the benefits. Which self respecting golf punk wants to be rewarded for an afternoon of missing the links, sitting in a stuffy church/hall/registry office and listening to not so funny speeches with a candle in a silk pouch or a heart shaped mirror?

At least with the golf balls you'll have a gift that reminds you of the happiest day of someone elses life that you can keep forever. Well, the first three holes of your next round anyway.

To get your hands on personalised golf ball wedding favour click here...


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  Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Question Of The Day

Today we heard what could be the greatest truth never proved.

"Vampires are the greatest golfers in the world, but they never have a chance to prove it."


This got us thinking, who would win the supernatural Ryder Cup.

We've opened a forum thread to find out.

Get involved and chuck your two pennies worth in at www.golfpunkonline.com/forum



Brilliant at Golf. Probably.

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  Thursday, August 09, 2007

Global Icons

The Dimond geezer is back again, this talking about Tiger Woods and David Beckham.



In what must have been a fairly slow news day for members of the press at the USPGA the other day, headlines were made when Tiger Woods proclaimed that David Beckham probably had a higher global profile than he did.

"As far as world athletes, I don't see how Beckham didn't beat me. As far as global figures, he's probably more global than me.”

This whole debate arose from a programme the US broadcaster ESPN ran, called ‘Who’s Now’, in which 32 high profile athletes squared off in a series of knockout bouts to find the public’s most popular sports star. Tiger emerged with a comfortable final victory (winning 65.1% of the vote against Cleveland Brown’s basketball star LeBron James). David Beckham, meanwhile, had to put up with a narrow defeat to world renowned LaDainian Tomlinson (the San Diego Chargers Running Back, and 2006 NFL MVP).

Now, while the fact I felt the need to explain who Tomlinson actually is effectively demonstrates the narrow-mindedness of the poll (I mean, Austin Healey would probably beat him in a popularity AND most stupid name contest this side of the pond) it does raise an interesting debate. Tiger has consistently been voted the most high profile sportsman by the US media – and to do that in a predominantly US-sports market (i.e. baseball, basketball, American football…..WWE) is no mean feat. Yet, unless he is playing a clever media game, he does not believe that hype. As he puts it:

“You know, golf is not truly played all around the world. It is played in most places but not like soccer or football is”

He’s not wrong. Golf is not truly played around the world – hell, half the people I play with cheat! And while football might not be universally popular - it is after all the 27th most popular sport in America (narrowly behind dodgeball and hotdog-eating) - it does have a huge following pretty much everywhere else. It seems to me (as nothing more than a GP workie) that the best yardstick probably comes from their earnings. Becks has a far bigger take home pay (wages of $25m compared to Tigers $10m depending on season results) but it is sponsorship where the big bucks lie. Becks doubles up through sponsorship, but Tiger rakes in over $70m to emerge rich-torious. I would use this as conclusive evidence, but then again David Beckham did play at the FIFA World Cup (the world’s most watched sporting event) whereas Tiger gets a fraction of that audience for his annual Augusta jaunt. So, at the end of all that, I am going to bottle it, call it a draw and quickly hurry onto another topic…….



Away from the Billy Big-Timers arguing over who is more popular, there is an intriguing quandary gripping the working classes of golf. With the FedEx Cup heading towards the final stages (well, qualification for the last 144 players ends after the USPGA) attention is beginning to turn towards the hunt for overall victory – and the $10million prize that goes with it. Such a prize is unheard of in golf, and arguably still is as the sum will actually be paid as a supplement to the lucky players PGA pension (rather than the standard oversized cheque - though no doubt one will make an appearance). For the players this is no big deal, for the caddies it creates a delicate situation. With caddies generally earning 10% of all winnings, the lucky bagman will be in line for a $1m windfall. With no PGA pension, said person will be expecting to see that money, in full, soon after that drunken victory party has ended. But with the victorious player not seeing that money for between 20 and 50 years (depending on whether he is Vijay Singh or Tadd Fujikawa) it is unlikely they will be too keen to stump up $1m they don’t actually have. How will they resolve this problem? Who knows, but everyone will be watching with a great deal of interest (well, at least when they get their money they will, arf arf) Whatever the case, the champion golfer will have some issues to deal with, which rather reminds me of Puff Daddy, who infamously (and wisely) sang about ‘Mo Money, Mo Problems’. How true these words could be, and in the video it was at a golf tournament this fact was illustrated!!

Tournament Questioner: I guess this means more money, more problems for you?
Winning Golfer (Puff): Yeah, [sighs], yeah. Mo money, mo problems……

A modern day Nostradamus I tell you!

To read about ESPN’s ‘Who’s Now’ click here

For all you need to know about the FedEx Cup, click here

To watch Puff Daddy’s video for ‘Mo Money, Mo Problems’ click here


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  Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Tigers Woods 2008

Book your holiday, build up your browny points and start saving up. It's that bleeding game again.





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Cheffo would also like to know if anybody has got TW07 on the PC.
"I HAVE BEEN PLAYING ONLINE A MONTH, LOOKING FOR MORE PUNKS TO JOIN MY 'GOLFPUNK READERS' CLUB...OR IF ANYONE IN THE TOWERS PLAYS THIS IN THEIR BREAK LET ME KNOW, PLAYED A FEW MATCHES....LOOKING FOR MORE U.K PUNKS TO REPRESENT"

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  Thursday, July 26, 2007

Make it Personal

Looking for a way to stay ahead in business? Bamboozle your clients and competitors with customised golf stuff. Promotional golf products could soon be the must have item for marketing geniuses and show offs alike.

Obviously we wouldn’t mention it if we had not already got involved. We see the value of brand extension as the new Whitlam GP Putter (name to be confirmed) will testify.



Check out the article at farfromboring.com to find out how to get yourself a Office Fit Interiors driver to smack the personalised golf balls stamped with a picture of the last person who let you down.

”“Not only is the game of golf big business, but it's big IN business too. Millions of business transactions happen on the golf courses of the world nearly every day of the year. From sales negotiations to legal settlements, the golf club is as mighty as the pen when it comes to getting business done.

It's hard to separate the social from the business aspects of a workday spent on the links, and perhaps its better that way. You see, conducting business on the golf course is just as complicated as conducting business in the boardroom. Only the environment and clothing are different.”----Says Richard Myers of Ezinearticles.com….”

For more on this article click here

Or visit www.farfromboring.com
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  Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Are You a Golf Widow?

Calling all golf widows.

US golf widows anyway. Good Morning America wants to hear from you. The long running morning news show is looking for the tales of those that are left behind for their weekend edition.


Heaver Castle Golf Course yesterday.

To get involved click here and fill in the form. and if they like your story the producers might get in touch.


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  Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Reasons To Work At Home

It looks like the weather could have finally turned for the better. The forecast has been checked and the next five days are going to be peachy.

“So why the long faces?” You may ask, if you could see us.

Because we are all in the office, that’s why. Now we know that there are bundles of people in the same boat and don’t for a second think we should get special dispensation. However when your flatmate who claims to be “working from home” sends you a picture like the one below it really sticks in your craw.


The reason everyone should work from home.

At least the sun is out, it could be worse.


It being worse.

It looks like it could be a scorcher. Check out the weather in your area and book yourself a tee time.

Weather Checker.


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  Thursday, May 17, 2007

Rocky and his Pals

You know what they say about the whole being more than the sum of its parts? Well, here are two seemingly unrelated stories spanning a year combining to make perfect sense.

First up we have a quaint tale first reported in July 2004 from our Canadian cousins. Some pesky rodents kept nicking peoples golf balls from Riverside Golf Course in Edmonton. Squirrels had been stealing balls from fairways and stashing them away for rainy days. The members called it getting “squirreled”. The course even has a rule that allows golfers to replace their balls without penalty if everyone agrees on exactly what they saw.


From this...

On it’s own a bit cutesy but nothing overtly sinister, until you add it to a story that was first reported in 2005 but only arrived in the inbox at GOLFPUNK Towers this morning.

As part of a drive to clean up urban areas London police have pushed drug dealers into residential streets. As a result they are burying their contraband in gardens where squirrels are plundering their crack rocks. It’s thought that the little furry tykes are becoming addicted and have been described as, “ill-looking …its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging.” "It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks." The article goes on to claim, “Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US.”


...to this...

Which got us thinking. Obviously the golf ball-stealing squirrels are selling their ill-gotten gains to pro shops to raise money to keep them in narcotics. One tree on the Riverside Golf Course was reported to have around 250 golf balls buried under it. That’s around $90 worth of lake balls.


...to this. Just Say No!

We’re just saying, that’s all.

For more on squirrels pinching golf balls click here…
For more on the crack embezzling squirrels click here…


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  Monday, August 14, 2006

New game

In response to the below blog - it rained and I didn't make it as far as the first tee. Reckon I'd have shot 75 ish though....


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  Thursday, June 29, 2006

Aussie Rules

News from down under:

The far north's golf clubs say the Queensland Government's new smoking laws have been difficult to accommodate and will be even harder to police.

The laws, to come into effect on July 1, make it mandatory for all golf clubs to have a designated outdoor smoking area.

The general manager of the Cairns Golf Club, Ian Cook, says certain holes will be made designated smoking areas but that is going to bring other problems.

"It's a bit of a nuisance really," Mr Cook said.

"We have to divide our course up into less than 50 per cent for non-smoking which will affect people walking out of the golf club and to the tees with food in their hands, they can't have food in that area and they can't have drinks in that area because we also have a drinks cart on our course."


Yeah, that cancer is a right pain...



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  Friday, June 09, 2006

Minnie George - The Sequel

We have previously published a fantastic picture story from the talented (possibly warped) mind of Minnie George, daughter to our illustrious (possibly warped) deputy editor, Iestyn George.

The story proved so popular that...hang on that's not quite right. Minnie's angst and frustration grew to such a level that she felt compelled to produce a sequel to her epic first title 'How singers die'. Critics around the office are amazed by the innovative caricatures and inventive plot.

You know what they say about childlike innocence and honesty....


                      

                    
                                   Stage fright got the better of the Fab Four

                     
                         Tragically, Hillary Duff overdosed on cough syrup

                   
                    My personal favourite. Chico dying from over-exurberance to the
                         poignant phrase: "Oh God, you have done us some good."

                 
                             The Super Furries being super furry, and dead

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  Thursday, May 18, 2006

Doing what we do best: The English Ranter

Not that we are a cynical lot, or that we are all a little bit emotional after our last minute efforts to cram all of our most aspirational ideas into the latest issue, but we would like to say a big thank-you to The English Ranter for his wonderful website, www.englishranter.com

The English ranter has worked in the publishing trade for years and as such as a number of brilliant insights into the world of celebrity and un-returned phone calls.

Each week the 39-year-old self confessed gambling addicted, Marxist thief tells us what is wrong with the world and gives us salvation in knowing that we are not the worst people on the planet.

This week's English Ranter: www.englishranter.com
 
* The world's shittest sports mascot (and it's German)
* Meeting the cast of Beverly Hills 90210
* The mouth on a stick vs Paul McCartney
* The world's newest monkey
* A consumer's guide to getting cancer
* Plus Pete Doherty, paypal, water companies and other c***s.
* Loads of amazon adverts with things you won't want.
 
On this week's World Cup Ranter: www.worldcupranter.blogspot.com
 
* Who the f*ck is Fred?
* Thierry Henry - put your money where you mouth is
* England cheated to win in 1966
Plus some other stuff about teams in the world cup, and a load of amazon adverts with things you won't want.


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  Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The Funky Fundraiser

If anyone is at a loose end this Friday and driving around Kent then stop into the Royal Wells Hotel for what promises to be a cracking night out...



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  Tuesday, April 25, 2006

GolfPunk and HDT racing begin the season

Our eagerly awaited debut of seeing the GolfPunk name hurtling around a racing track at 150 mph has started. The boys at HDT racing put in a sterling effort - keep up the good work fellas!


At long last we arrive at the first meeting of the year of the Dutch Supercar Challenge, at possibly one of the best circuits in the world, SPA. Shame it is not on the GP circuit, but the facilities do need improving.

We went to the meeting with an underlying rear grip problem, which is in hand but time ran short, so all we wanted to do was come away with points, to enable us to attack the championship at the next round, Zolder in May.

The competition in the championship gets stronger every year and this year is no exception, in fact it is at its strongest ever, so finishing 7th in the first 1 hour race was about what we expected. Spending Sunday pre-race time making suspension adjustments paid off, because Graham managed to finish 4th!!

This was a good result, especially as the results were fairly mixed up meaning the points are fairly distributed.

Looking forward to Zolder (20/21 May) and dont forget we are at Brands Hatch 17/18 June

David Walker
Team Director

www.hdtracing.com

'Right, no,no left!!'


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  Friday, March 31, 2006

HDT Racing and our brand new Porsche

Such is the wonder of modern technology that we've ended up sponsoring a racing team after being introduced through our web design team.

It turns out that HDTracing.com share a designer with us and knew of our website. The designer got in touch with us and asked if we'd be interesting in sponsoring them, we immediately got giddy at the prospect of Porsches, champagne and started leafing through property brochures of Monaco abd said 'yes'.

Seconds later their guy Matt skyped me, we exchanged pleasantries and now we sponsor Graham Coomes in his shiny HDT Racing GT2 Porsche. That's one for the world of binary.

   

Driving like a demon                           And, holding up traffic


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  Wednesday, March 08, 2006

NEW SEGA GOLF GAME

If this is better than Tiger Woods PGA Tour then I will eat my desk. The EA Sports game has turned me into a social misfit who rarely converses with anybody unless they have a tip to help my improve my playing ability.

I wouldn't mind seeing what I look like in Ai's clothing though....

Sega has announced that they are currently working on a new golf game for the Sony PS3. The game will star Japans most famous golfing family – bothers and sisters Kiyoshi, Yusaku and Ai.

Gamers will also be able to choose which one of the siblings to play and compete against on many famous courses from around the world.

But perhaps the most exciting aspect of the game is that if you're playing as Ai, you'll also have the option to choose from a selection of outfits based on her real life wardrobe.

Sega has said the game is near completion and could be done as early as this spring and are hoping to release the game with the launch of the PS3 in Japan.



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  Thursday, March 02, 2006

Mystery Golf Course

The third in our mystery tour of golf courses around the world, courtesy of our new toy Google Earth.

Had a few good answers so far. We've come up with our own bunch of cryptic clues so bizarre that even the head honcho from the dept. of crypts can't get them.

Answer to the last picture ' No dramas for Cockney Valerie' was, of course, Valderrama.

Good luck with this one:



This isle is worthy of a girls name...

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  Monday, February 20, 2006

FA Cup quarter final draw

There were several interesting developments in the FA Cup this weekend. Manchester Utd's chances at silverware took another blow after they crashed out to Liverpool. Colchester put up an outstanding fight to take the lead against the might of Chelsea before late goals from Joe Cole sealed a 3-1 victory saw their FA Cup dream slip away.

The draw for the next round has thrown up a few interesting ties. Newcastle have a trip down south to Chelsea to see if Alan Shearer can maintain his hopes of winning the trophy before he retires in the summer. Liverpool will face a tricky tie  at Birmingham,  a side they've failed to beat on their last four games, while the remaining two ties are very evenly matched.

Ties will be played between 20 - 23 March

Charlton v Middlesbrough

Aston Villa or Manchester City v Bolton or West Ham

Chelsea v Newcastle United

Birmingham v Liverpool



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  Friday, February 17, 2006

Tough love

"So far Crouch has a 100% record against top GolfPunk web designer Rik Sellers, thrashing him 6-2 in a one set thriller."

So far indeed....

He's very quick to brag about his victories but less keen to tell you about his setbacks, so we're here to do it for him.

GP Publisher, Danny 'baby faced assassin' Crouch, had a rematch last night against GP web artist Rik Sellers.

Having allowed Rik to warm up this time, the match turned out to be a much more even affair which Rik 'The Serve' Sellers ended up winning 6-2.

The bout was a gruelling battle with some games lasting as long as four minutes and several injury stoppages, after Crouchy feared he had popped a lung.

Rik said: "We were embarrassing, but for me the highlight was when Dan checked the strings of his racket after completely missing a shot, to see if it had holes in it."

The decider is scheduled for next week.

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Tap, tappity tap....

Associate Editor Gavin Newsham is good at two things, put-downs and finding completely useless yet utterly addictive websites.

His time-wasting tip for February is www.songtapper.com, a site for all those who get songs stuck in their heads.

Rather than driving yourself crazy trying to remember the title of the song just log into this site and bash out the tune on your spacebar.

It cleverly works out the rhythm and produces a selection of songs titles that it relates to.

Also a good way releasing office tension.
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  Friday, February 10, 2006

You've got the whole world in your hands

The latest little toy keeping us amused in the office is Google Earth.

It's a 3-D interface to the planet. Type in an address or place name and you zip around the planet before zooming in as close as humanly possible to the location.

In some places you can virtually read car registration plates!

We've been doing a guided tour of everyone's family homes in the office, but you can personalise it to your own tastes. For example, set it up to see golf courses in Kent and it will show you all the possible locations you can play at.

The graphics are phenomenal and it really is worth checking out.

To keep everyone amused, we've set up a little competition. We've zoomed in on a famous golf course and taken a picture. You have to guess which one it is. Winners will get put up in our 'Golf Geek hall of lame' and a free one-hour conversation with Equipment Editor Dan Owen.



Say your prayers

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  Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Defcon Makes you hit it further

GP's Crouchy here. Just been at the range hitting balls listening to my ipod, when...Nattys single 'eurostars' came on I was killing it. I mean absloutly smoking it, dead straight.
I thought It may have been just me, but when Coldplay came on I started hooking it again. So I set my pod to repeat on 'Eurostars' and sure enough, the Tiger swing came back.

Check out, sample and go buy the album www.defconline.com
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  Monday, February 06, 2006

New friends

This turned up on one of my favourite new blogs.. for the jilted generation

Inspired by classic cartoons like Tintin and Popeye, the British illustrator JAMES JARVIS has created his own three-dimensional casts of characters as the World of Pain and In-Crowd plastic toys. He also invents imaginary worlds for his characters each of whom has their own role and personality.

When James Jarvis dreamed up a group of bikers as a new collection of the plastic In-Crowd characters he designs for the toy company Amos, he pictured them as “reasonable, sound, sane, wise, balanced, rational, sagacious, prudent, judicious and level-headed”. He even invented a club for these do-gooding bikers – the Forever Sensible Motorcycle Club.



There's loads of great stuff on there so check it out. www.yardwear.net/blog
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  Thursday, February 02, 2006

Planet Golf

We've missed the scoop on this but then we're not really feeling bad about it as so did millions of scientists over the centuries.
It seems that they've found a new planet hiding just behind somewhere near thee Milky Way. It's more like Earth than any planet in the universe and five times the size, so easy to miss. People have already started blogging on the possibilities. The GolfChick speculates...

Do you know how many golf courses we could fit on that? No wonder they call it OGLE.

While Jay Flemma has started coming up with potential names that the Americans can call it when they inevitably try to claim that they in fact built it

Some of you may remember the British running afoul of this rule last time some blighted rock was thought to be a tenth planet when they tried to have it named "Rupert." Hmmm, let's see what other names were passed on also by the impromptu U.S. Planet Naming Committee:
1. Seinfeld. What? The show was about nothing. There's nothing on the planet. It fits.
2. He-Man. Well, if we're gonna nominate names based on post-apocalyptic fantasy worlds, Xena's just gonna have to wait her turn cause He-Man's got it all over that chick.
3. Zorak. C'mon, work with me people, Zorak had not one but two successful TV stints and he even plays mad keyboards.

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  Monday, January 30, 2006

FA Cup 5th round draw

Not that football takes an overriding influence at GolfPunk but it is the FA Cup, the greatest footballing event in the entire world. So ladies and gents, without further ado, here's the fifth round draw.

Preston/Crystal Palace v Coventry/Middlesbrough
Newcastle v Southampton
Aston Villa v Manchester City
Everton/Chelsea v Colchester
Charlton v Brentford
Liverpool v Manchester United
Bolton v West Ham
Stoke v Reading/Birmingham

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  Friday, January 27, 2006

WORLD EXCLUSIVE:FOWLER SIGNS FOR REDS

We've just heard from a source up north that ROBBIE FOWLER aka 'God' has just resigned for Liverpool. We will confirm this breaking news story as it happens



All together now: Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart......


This blog is completely impartial and does not care that Robbie stuffed one past Manchester United in the Manchester derby just three weeks ago.
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European Championships 2008

We haven't even got to the World Cup yet and Fifa is already planning the 2008 European Championships. Talk about walking before you can run.
Not to lose face, the FA have also announced that they will schedule a meeting with the scriptwriters shortly after the World Cup final to decide on future plot lines and dramas that will play out from their headquarters.

Here's the British groups for the qualifying stages:

England, Croatia, Russia, Israel, Estonia, Macedonia and Andorra.

Scotland, France, Italy, Ukraine, Lithuania, Georgia and the Faroe Islands.

Wales, Republic of Ireland, Czech Republic, Germany, Slovakia, Cyprus and San Marino.

Northern Ireland, Sweden, Spain, Denmark, Latvia, Iceland and Liechtenstein.

To view the whole draw click on the link: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/4650140.stm
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  Monday, January 23, 2006

Field of fools

Manchester United snatched a last-minute goal to give them a thrilling victory over Liverpool in Sunday's top of the table clash.
Rio Ferdinand's header came completely against the run of play after resisting sustained attack for much of the second half.
But according to United's assistant coach Carlos Queiroz this was exactly what was meant to happen.
He said: "The game was tight and difficult for both sides - but today was Manchester United's. We worked hard as a team and played 90 minutes with one thing in our mind, which was to score one goal and not to allow Liverpool to score.
"In the second half we opened up the game because we knew if we didn't take risks it would be impossible to score.
"We knew that by giving them the apparent control of the game we were able to create more space and counter attack and find the right moments and the right places to damage Liverpool.
"The plan worked, we did well and we deserved to win."

Hmmm, yes Carlos. I see what you're saying there. In fact, United's tactics were akin to that of the French army during WW2.
The French believed that allowing the Nazis to completely trample all over their territory and plunder all vital resources was a cunning coup delivering the Germans directly into the arms of the strong British Army. Four years of asset stripping, torture and repression was all just a tactic designed to weaken the Nazi army.
Similarly, United's gameplan revolved around allowing Liverpool to encamp themselves in the United final third, dominate possession and barrage the United goal before they unveiled their sneaky coup de grace and snatch victory.
Liverpool fans were gobsmacked at the use of this cunning tactic, which had football fans everywhere fooled for nearly 90 minutes. Rumours are now rife that Queiroz is due to release an instructional guide entitled 'Betcha didn't see that coming.'
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  Friday, January 20, 2006

Pork- ing out for lunch

I just had to show everyone this. It's my Friday lunch. Screw your New Year diet.


Yummy!

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Whale swims up Thames

I don't know what the fuss is all about...

Crowds gathered on the banks of the Thames today to catch a glimpse of this northern bottle-nosed whale, pictured here swimming past the Houses of Parliament. Richard Sabin, whales and dolphins expert at the Natural History Museum, said it is the first sighting of the species on the Thames since records began in 1913.


http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/

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Womens' golf: The Comeback. Part 1

After blogging on the dangers facing womens' golf we got to thinking, 'How can we help save them?'
Everyone in the Golf Punk office got together for a brainstorming session to find a life-saving cure for the LGA's woes and we came up with a load of rubbish ideas. So, we started reading everything we had on the ladies' game to see if we could revamp some of the existing structures and make them more lively.
Earlier that morning we received the new 2006 tour guide for the ladies European Tour and it was flicking through this that we found our solution.
She hails from France, only 27 years old and has been playing on the tour since 2003. She finished 83rd on the money list last year and her sister is one of France's top amateurs. Ladies and gents, with a deep throaty French accent can you all shout out her name... it's Miss




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  Friday, January 13, 2006

Friday Fun

This might be of some interest as it seems that everyone on every, bus, train and in every gym in the world (I really get around) has an iPod (or other mp3 technology device) plugged into their ears.
Loads of different things that I didn't think they could do.

In the four years since its introduction, the iPod has proven to be a versatile little device. Despite a relatively closed architecture, hackers have found their way in. Content creators and software makers put information at your fingertips when you're on the go. Would-be designers have added to the fashionable stylings of the now-ubiquitous white ear buds. Hardware makers and enthusiasts have augmented the iPod with new add-on gadgets. Here are a few dozen things you can do with your iPod besides listen to music.

01 Make your own pirate radio station

For more click on the link: http://www.kottke.org/plus/50-ways-ipod/


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OH PUNKS, YOUR MAGGOT IS A GOLFER!

Celebrity Big Brother has taken over the airwaves and the whole nation is talking about it.
It might not necessarily be nice things that people are saying. As web bloke Sifa said: "Car-crash television. I do get some perverse negative entertainment out of it. To me, the idea is hell on earth but I can't help but watch it, if only to scream 'I can't believe people watch this shit' at the tele."
Whatever your viewpoint on reality TV shows people are addicted to them. The first Big Brother series was captivating viewing and spawned a whole host of 'we're not big brother but it's a big brother type format' copycats.
Big Brother contestants have even gone on to become minor celebs and earn a tidy packet in the meantime.
It seems strange then, that a parody of the whole cult of celebrity 'Celebrity Big Brother' is proving to be just as popular.
Websites far and wide blog every day on what's happening in the house. I even stumbled across Golfmagic's proposal for a celeb golf Big Brother.
Admittedly, we've joined in on the fun with our VOTE FOR MAGGOT campaign. The Goldie Lookin Chain member is a keen golfer and is one of the bookies favourites to win Big Brother. Maggot will be appearing in our next issue so we want everybody to vote for him to win Big Brother and score one for the world of golf.

 

http://www.golfpunkonline.com/GP-Campaigns/


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  Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Balls!

'Watch this it's going to be fantastic'



'Ah, balls! Missed it'

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  Monday, January 09, 2006

FA CUP 4TH ROUND DRAW

For all Spurs and Fulham fans and for those who enjoyed the magic of the FA Cup over the weekend the next installment will take place on 28/29 January and looks a little bit like this:
Stoke City/Tamworth v Barnsley/Walsall
Cheltenham Town/Chester City v Newcastle United
Coventry v Nuneaton Borough/Middlesbrough
West Brom/Reading v Torquay/Birmingham
Portsmouth v Liverpool
Leicester v Southampton
Bolton v Arsenal
Aston Villa v Port Vale
Brentford v Sunderland
Manchester City v Wigan/Leeds
Millwall/Everton v Chelsea
Preston v Crystal Palace
West Ham v Blackburn
Colchester v Derby
Charlton v Leyton Orient
Wolves v Burton/Manchester United

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Bill bonds with the stars

I came across an amusing little newspeice about Bill Clinton giving golf lessons to ex- James Bond star Pierce Brosnan.
Apparently, the pair met on a Christmas break in Hawaii and bonded (sorry) over the links.
Brosnan admitted to not being the world's best golfer and Clinton stepped in to give him a few tips.
"It's terrifying… and you have about 26 secret servicemen standing around looking at you. We went out there and we were practising and he wanted to give me a few tips; he tried to hold my hips at some point… because my swing was off. He said: 'You're doing it all wrong, Pierce… now let me just hold on your hips here.' "
Sounds similar to how Clinton got in trouble last time. And as I recall Clinton is no David Leadbetter. He's infamous for taking mulligans left, right and centre and employing the leather wedges of his army of secret servicemen, then having the audacity to claim that he plays of 'ten'.
Still, at least we've got one of the world's statesmen doing his bit for the game.

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  Sunday, December 18, 2005

Caption the moment

All invitations welcome......

'Awwww, that feels good'


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Ouch!

It seems in some parts of the world they are getting really arsey about slow play.

 


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  Friday, December 16, 2005

Champions League draw

It seems that Chelsea and Arsenal were on Santa's naughty list after being handed two of the toughest draws in the next round of the Champions League. Chelsea will face Barcelona, who are arguably playing the best football in Europe this season, and Arsenal will face Spanish giants Real Madrid.

The draw in full is as follows:

Barcelona v Chelsea

Real Madrid v Arsenal

Weder Bremen v Juventus

Bayern Munich v AC Milan

PSV Eindhoven v Lyon

Ajax v Inter Milan

Benfica v Liverpool

Rangers v Villarreal


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