Thursday, August 16, 2007

John Daly On Woods’ Health Jibes

Kids huh? When most men of a certain age (and weight) we’re rejoicing in the refreshing words of JD our clean lunged, ultra fit workie James Farrelly had other ideas. Take It away Jimmy lad.



“I did better than most players last week who do work out,” Daly says after Tiger blamed the field’s lack of fitness for not being able to catch him in the USPGA.

In typical JD style he went on to elaborate saying, “fat boys like me can get through the heat,” adding, “I tried but every time I worked out I threw up and I thought to myself you can get drunk and throw up, so its just not for me.” Not exactly the role model we look for in our pro golfers but we don’t care big man, keep bringing colour to the old grey tour.

The one thing I do have to pull you up on though my swashbuckling friend is that Tiger only beats you on the greens. “I think the thing is that separates Tiger from everybody is that he makes more putts than we do,” says Daly.

And why is that? Because by the time he gets to the green he isn’t gasping for a fag and wondering if the caddy remembers how to get to the nearest Burger King.

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  Wednesday, August 15, 2007

We're Number One

Our campaign to make golf the number one sport may just be working. World.com say that it was the No.1 Professional sport in the US during July.

” Historians will look back to July 2007 and reach a startling conclusion - golf is the greatest sport in the world. It reached that lofty height by default, of course, but there can no longer be any doubt - golf is king of all professional athletic endeavours.



Cycling, which has officially ceased being a sport and is now a pharmacy on wheels, took another hit as Tour de France leader Michael Rasmussen was tossed from his team and the race after violating Rabobank team rules. Rasmussen grows the growing list of cyclists who have at least been accused of using performance-enhancing drugs, a list that now includes everyone from Floyd Landis to Lance Armstrong to Robin Williams. But that's just cycling, and face it, it's a sport that committed seppeku about this time last year with Landis. But right now is about the most miserable time in professional sports history….”


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  Thursday, August 09, 2007

Global Icons

The Dimond geezer is back again, this talking about Tiger Woods and David Beckham.



In what must have been a fairly slow news day for members of the press at the USPGA the other day, headlines were made when Tiger Woods proclaimed that David Beckham probably had a higher global profile than he did.

"As far as world athletes, I don't see how Beckham didn't beat me. As far as global figures, he's probably more global than me.”

This whole debate arose from a programme the US broadcaster ESPN ran, called ‘Who’s Now’, in which 32 high profile athletes squared off in a series of knockout bouts to find the public’s most popular sports star. Tiger emerged with a comfortable final victory (winning 65.1% of the vote against Cleveland Brown’s basketball star LeBron James). David Beckham, meanwhile, had to put up with a narrow defeat to world renowned LaDainian Tomlinson (the San Diego Chargers Running Back, and 2006 NFL MVP).

Now, while the fact I felt the need to explain who Tomlinson actually is effectively demonstrates the narrow-mindedness of the poll (I mean, Austin Healey would probably beat him in a popularity AND most stupid name contest this side of the pond) it does raise an interesting debate. Tiger has consistently been voted the most high profile sportsman by the US media – and to do that in a predominantly US-sports market (i.e. baseball, basketball, American football…..WWE) is no mean feat. Yet, unless he is playing a clever media game, he does not believe that hype. As he puts it:

“You know, golf is not truly played all around the world. It is played in most places but not like soccer or football is”

He’s not wrong. Golf is not truly played around the world – hell, half the people I play with cheat! And while football might not be universally popular - it is after all the 27th most popular sport in America (narrowly behind dodgeball and hotdog-eating) - it does have a huge following pretty much everywhere else. It seems to me (as nothing more than a GP workie) that the best yardstick probably comes from their earnings. Becks has a far bigger take home pay (wages of $25m compared to Tigers $10m depending on season results) but it is sponsorship where the big bucks lie. Becks doubles up through sponsorship, but Tiger rakes in over $70m to emerge rich-torious. I would use this as conclusive evidence, but then again David Beckham did play at the FIFA World Cup (the world’s most watched sporting event) whereas Tiger gets a fraction of that audience for his annual Augusta jaunt. So, at the end of all that, I am going to bottle it, call it a draw and quickly hurry onto another topic…….



Away from the Billy Big-Timers arguing over who is more popular, there is an intriguing quandary gripping the working classes of golf. With the FedEx Cup heading towards the final stages (well, qualification for the last 144 players ends after the USPGA) attention is beginning to turn towards the hunt for overall victory – and the $10million prize that goes with it. Such a prize is unheard of in golf, and arguably still is as the sum will actually be paid as a supplement to the lucky players PGA pension (rather than the standard oversized cheque - though no doubt one will make an appearance). For the players this is no big deal, for the caddies it creates a delicate situation. With caddies generally earning 10% of all winnings, the lucky bagman will be in line for a $1m windfall. With no PGA pension, said person will be expecting to see that money, in full, soon after that drunken victory party has ended. But with the victorious player not seeing that money for between 20 and 50 years (depending on whether he is Vijay Singh or Tadd Fujikawa) it is unlikely they will be too keen to stump up $1m they don’t actually have. How will they resolve this problem? Who knows, but everyone will be watching with a great deal of interest (well, at least when they get their money they will, arf arf) Whatever the case, the champion golfer will have some issues to deal with, which rather reminds me of Puff Daddy, who infamously (and wisely) sang about ‘Mo Money, Mo Problems’. How true these words could be, and in the video it was at a golf tournament this fact was illustrated!!

Tournament Questioner: I guess this means more money, more problems for you?
Winning Golfer (Puff): Yeah, [sighs], yeah. Mo money, mo problems……

A modern day Nostradamus I tell you!

To read about ESPN’s ‘Who’s Now’ click here

For all you need to know about the FedEx Cup, click here

To watch Puff Daddy’s video for ‘Mo Money, Mo Problems’ click here


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  Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Woodsy To Step Up

On the eve of the USPGA talk has again returned to the World No.1. The New Zealand Herald’s website has a piece about how TW is majorless so far this season and must take advantage of his last chance in 2007 in the pursuit of his Herculean goals.

The last time somebody questioned Tiger he went and blew all away before him. Personally, I suspect history to repeat.

”A year without a Tiger major is a bit like a year with a European major winner - not a one-off, but a definite rarity.

That's the intriguing possibility when the golfing caravan pitches up at its last stop of real significance this season, the USPGA Championship at Southern Hills.

Defeat in the state of Oklahoma this week would mean that for only the fourth time in his 11 complete seasons as a professional, Woods will have drawn a blank. Turn out the lights? End this farce? Tiger is finished?



Well, not quite, but still a pretty unpalatable prospect for this competitor of the most voracious of appetites…


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  Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Duck Breaker Tour

With the USPGA starting this week Mechelle Voepel has been seeing what the three rookie major winners of 2007 have been upto.

”Winning a major championship is every golfer’s dream. Some will tell you, though, there is a hidden cost. Specifically, greater demands on your time.

But you’re not going to hear any complaints from this year’s three first-time major winners. Zach Johnson (Masters), Angel Cabrera (U.S. Open) and Padraig Harrington (British Open) — who will be grouped together for the first two rounds — are very much enjoying the wave you get to ride after a major title….”



Will there be fresh finger prints on the Wannamaker Trophy?

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  Monday, August 06, 2007

Born Lucky

An interesting yarn about a seven year old golfing prodigy. According to his mum Galven Kendall Green’s victory in the US Kids Golf World Championships is pre ordained. Not just because of the huge amounts of work he puts in or undeniable natural talent. Although they both contribute she puts part of his success down to the lucky numbers in his birth date. I mean if that’s all it took….

”His mother thinks that his auspicious birth date is one reason for Malaysian golf prodigy Galven Kendall Green's phenomenal victory in the US Kids Golf World Championships.

The seven-year-old, who was born on Aug 8, 1999 (8/8/99), beat 111 other players in his age group on Saturday, making the nation proud with his second international title.


Lucky (and talented) lad.

Last year, he became the first Malaysian to win the prestigious international junior world golf tournament (under-6 category) in San Diego, California.

Mum Vivienne Beh quipped that the “ong” (lucky) numbers of Galven’s birth date could very well have contributed to his success…”


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  Friday, June 02, 2006

We shall fight them on the blogroll. We shall never surrender!

A big hello to everyone.

You may have noticed that there's been a few changes made to our glorious blog. This is due entirely to those festering parasites of all that is virtuous and pure in the blogging world; online gambling sites.

The moneygrabbing, soulless terrorists began to SPAM golfpunkonline last week and within hours were slowly working through our blog and littering it with their uninventive, pathetic pipe-dream drivel. The site slowed to a crawl and I have received over 7000 emails in a week. At one point I was thinking about recycling the trash in a fitting manner - printing out the tripe and turning it into office toilet paper.

We were a little unprepared for this SPAM attack and have worked hard to correct the flaw. I am pleased to say that we now have a nuclear defence system in place and the first bugger that tries to clog up our beloved blog again will be met with the collective ire of the golfpunk baseball team.

On a sadder note, there's been one casualty in this unnecessary war. Our Blogroll tragically suffered fatal wounds at approximately 11am this morning , wiping out an entire community of golf bloggers in the process. But we will not be defeated. We will start again and carry the spirit of golf bloggers forward.

So, join us in this quest. If we have lost your details then please accept our apologies and help us to correct this oversight immediately. Send your details to website@kynpublishing.com and we will restore the blogroll to it's former glory.

                       
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  Wednesday, July 20, 2005

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