Friday, May 16, 2008
Friday Fun

Here's a rib tickler I saw on the web. Enjoy.


Golf genie bottles it shocker.

A lady took her husband to an ancient palace. In front of the palace there was a golf course. She wanted to play golf there but her husband told her, 'Honey, its too risky. If your ball hits one of the stained glass windows we’ll have to pay a shed load of money to fix it up.' But the wife was having none of it and continued to play. She tees up and with her first drive shanks it into one of the stained glass windows smashing it to pieces.

'I've repeatedly told you not to play here’ said the husband. “Where on earth are we going to get the rare stained glass to fix the windows, it’ll cost a fortune? Let's apologies and see what happens.'

So both of them climbed up to the floor that the glass was broken and knocked the door. Someone from inside called them in. They saw a very old man sitting inside the room with a broken bottle beside him.

The wife started, 'Err... we’re extremely sorry for what’s just happened, we’ll pay whatever it costs.'

The old man replied, 'No no, not at all. As a matter of fact you've done a great favour. By breaking the glass you’ve released me from a spell that kept me in that bottle for more than 1000 years. Now tell me how can I serve you?'

The couple jumped for joy as you would if you’d met a wish-granting genie. So the husband said, 'I want lots of, lots of money enough to cover my family for ten generations.'

The genie said, 'Your wish is my command.'

Buoyed by this the wife said, 'I want a huge house on a beautiful golf course in every country in the world.'
The genie said, 'Your will shall be done, but I also have a small wish.'

Grateful for what the genie had done they both said, ‘We’ll do whatever we can, just ask.'

The Genie said coolly, 'It's been more than 1000 years since I’ve felt the touch of a woman, may I make love to your wife once.'

The husband shouted, 'Of course not we can’t do that, out of the question.'

But the wife took her husband to one side and said, 'Look dear, we’re getting enough money to never worry about the next ten generations of our family and a mansion on a lavish golf course in every country in the world. So why worry? No one will ever know what we had to do for all this wealth.’

‘Wait downstairs and I'll right back.'

The husband reluctantly agreed and waited downstairs.
After ravishing her for almost two hours the genie asked the woman, 'How old are you?'

'I'm 25.' She said.

'Well how old is your husband?'

'Err…he’s 35, why?'

The old man replied, '35? Isn’t he a bit old to believe in genies?’

Boom and indeed boom.



5/16/2008 3:48:02 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [1] 

5/17/2008 9:08:55 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
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