In what will not become one of the biggest sporting sagas of the summer GP are going to join the race to land Michael Owen. We’re not that well versed in the transfer market, in fact the last transfer any of the team got involved with were the ones given away in packets of Frosted Shreddies. However, we feel that an offer of three sets of Lindeburg sweat bands, a dozen Srixon soft feels and a six month subscription to the magazine may just turn a few influential heads at the Bernabeu.
It may not seem like the obvious choice for Owen, but the baby faced goal machine is a golf nut of some repute and where better to cultivate your love of expensive swing aids than in the storeroom at GolfPunk towers? Our roving reporter also knows his way around the GP McManus ProAM where the who’s who of golf and the “who’s he?” of the celebrity world get together to do their bit for charity. We’ve heard that Micky’s an inquisitive little blighter, quick off the mark and always on his toes asking leading and difficult questions. After all, one of the best attributes of a hard hitting journalist is that they are a little forward.
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