And to cultivate my new found hatred, I started roaming the net trying to figure out why anyone who be so pointlessly moronic as to devote their life to a task as inane as spamming and I couldn't work it out for the life of me, until....
A group of would-be thieves were tripped up going back for a second load of alcohol from the Skyline Golf Club in Beaver Creek Township, the Crawford County Sheriff's Department said.
The owner of Skyline Golf Club, Gerald Balmes, interrupted the break-in shortly after 2 a.m. Friday when he found a vehicle sitting outside of the clubhouse, Sheriff Kirk Wakefield said in a release. The vehicle sped off and Balmes attempted to follow. The driver of the suspect vehicle, identified as a 21-year-old Grayling woman, lost control at the intersection of Five Mile Road and Old 27 South and hit a billboard. The occupants then fled on foot.
Deputies discovered several cases of beer and bottles of liquor inside the car. When they returned to the golf club, they discovered numerous cases of liquor stacked for removal by the side door.
The driver plus a 22-year-old female and four males ages 15, 17, 19 and 20 were arrested and all but the 15-year-old were lodged in the Crawford County Jail. All are from the Grayling area. Names of the suspects are being withheld pending arraignment.
'Would-be' is even a fraction generous, I think.