Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Beware The Injured Golfer

After Padraig gingerly picked up the Claret jug (with one hand obviously) it got us thinking about the fate of the year’s major winners.

The Masters – Trevor Immelman: Recovers from back surgery, wins.
US Open – Tiger bags it with a busted knee and a broken leg. Mediate is runner up with a dodgy back. Westwood comes in third a week after having tonsillitis.
The Open Championship – Padraig Harrington goes back to back with a gammy wrist.
USPGA – We suggest Poulter and Donald challenge Peter Hedblom and Boo Weekley to a tag team wrestling match after the first practice round. The damage they’d undoubtedly suffer at their hands will see both the Englishmen in a playoff for the Wanamaker Trophy come Sunday.

You heard it here first.


"Ian and Luke we're coming to get ya. Grrrr"


7/22/2008 5:09:12 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0]