Thursday, July 28, 2005

A Driver's Tale

I was driving to work today past Hollingbury golf course high on the hills to the north of Brighton. As I neared the short par-four 14th I saw an elderly guy on the tee ahead of me.

The road runs right alongside the hole and there’s been many a time in the past when I’ve carved one into the oncoming traffic and nearly killed some young family in a Mondeo.

Anyway, the old chap took an almighty swing at his ball and proceeded to slice a low bullet of a shot out of bounds and right towards my car.

Fearing the worst I veered to the left but I couldn’t avoid the exocet heading my way. Before I knew it, the ball had smacked into my wheel, smashed off my hub cap and, get this, bounced back into play.

As I pulled over to check the damage (only a small dent), the bloke apologised and then, amazingly, chipped up to about two feet.

I didn’t stick around to see if he made his birdie but if he did he owes me big time.


Not the car in question.

Words by Gavin Newsham
Pictures by Sifaeli Tesha



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  Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Liveappeal

The GP motley crew are heading to Scouseland this week for some fun and frolics on yet another caper.

We are playing a selection of the finest turf in the area and taking in some of the finer points of 2008 European city of culture.

We can take care of looking stupid on a golf course all by ourselves but we might need a few pointers (or contributors) for our hops sampling sessions.

People have been known to fall asleep, get lost and slur words during some of these sessions so if you're predisposed to any of the above get in touch and show us why we should waste a perfectly sunny southern weekend up north.

Love GP Liverpool? Not quite Norwich is it.

Words by Shaun McGuckian
Pictures by Ian Moore



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  Monday, July 25, 2005

The Adidas Tour 360 Golf Shoe

Yep that really is a golf shoe!
The future or a gimmick?
Well the latest golf shoe from Adidas 'Tour 360' took home top honors in Men's Global SportStyle as Footwear of the Year for 2005. The award is significant in that it encompasses all types of sport footwear, not just golf-specific footwear.
Adidas says "The Tour 360 received the first half of its moniker because it is a tour-level product built with the serious athlete in mind. The 360 comes from the combination of technologies it employs and the way that they "surround" the foot, providing tremendous stability and support. In fact, the Tour 360 offers the most comprehensive package of performance technologies of any shoe that adidas Golf has ever introduced."
The Tour 360 will be available to the public on September 1st, but we had a sneak peek today at the Battle of the Bridges, as both Retief Goosen and John Daly were wearing the shoes.

7/25/2005 11:01:59 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Laws Of Golf

Originally posted by Golf Punk Forum member Scott

"Got an American feel to it, but made me smile on a loooong Monday afternoon while chained to a desk.

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).
LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."
LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset."

Originally posted by Golf Punk Forum member Scott

Leave a comment here http://www.golfpunkonline.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=24



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  Friday, July 22, 2005

Amateur Golfers

Amateurs - there are millions of us everywhere. Some of us play just to escape the missus, some for the social benefits, some, like myself, do it because they truly believe that deep down they can conquer this game.

 

For those of us in the latter category golf consists of standing on the first tee trying to convince ourselves that, regardless of conditions or hangovers, today is the day we'll shoot a good number. Usually, because of the hangover and conditions, those hopes are dashed within three holes and the remainder of the round is spent cursing what might've been and tinkering with the swing.

 

However, there are rays of hope in these moments of despair. Beacons who prove that we are not all stumbling blindly in the darkness, as was amply demonstrated at last week's Open.

 

Anyone watching the Open would've seen young amateur, Lloyd Saltman, picking up the Silver Medal. He held his nerve to finish joint fifteenth on a leaderboard that read like a Who's Who of golf.

 

Furthermore, three other amateurs, Eric Ramsay, Eduardo Molinari and Matthew Richardson, also made the distance.

 

Earlier this year Birdie Kim narrowly snatched victory from amateurs Brittany Lang and Morgan Pressel in the Ladies U.S Open.

 

Michelle Wie also looks destined to turn pro later this year after making a phenomenal impact on the game.

 

These achievements keep the dream alive for all us wishful thinkers out there. 

 

As Tiger's phenomenal standards sparked a revitalised competitiveness in the pro ranks so has the torch been rejuvenated for amateurs everywhere. You can guarantee we'll be out on that tee believing that we can still conquer this game.

 

Words By Shaun McGuckian



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  Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Congratulations, you've installed DasBlog!

Be sure to visit all the options undfer "Configuration" in the Admin Menu Bar above. There are 16 themes to choose from, and you can also create your own.

 


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  Sunday, July 17, 2005

Golf Club Drink Dispenser

This clever fairway companion keeps 48 oz. of your favorite beverage cold without the inconvenience of carrying bottles and cans. Genius, no-one will ever know!



Thanks www.bookofjoe.com

7/17/2005 8:02:04 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Ten Tiger Majors

Tiger Woods wins at St Andrews today with a five-shot victory



29 year old Tiger Woods now has 10 majors, and he is only the second man to have won each of golf's four big prizes twice.

For Colin Montgomerie there are only the memories of a remarkable week and a fourth runner-up finish at a major.

Leading positions at the Open, St Andrews:
(GB & Ire unless stated, * denotes amateur)
-14 Tiger Woods (US)
-9 Colin Montgomerie
-8 Fred Couples (US), Jose Maria Olazabal (Sp)
-7 Geoff Ogilvy (Aus), Bernhard Langer (Ger), Vijay Singh (Fij), Michael Campbell (NZ), Sergio Garcia (Sp), Retief Goosen (SA)
-6 Graeme McDowell, Ian Poulter, Nick Faldo, Kenny Perry (US)
-5 David Frost (SA), Nick O'Hern (Aus), Mark Hensby (Aus), * Lloyd Saltman, Trevor Immelman (SA), John Daly (US), Sean O'Hair (US), Darren Clarke



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  Thursday, July 14, 2005

Paul Casey Opens The Golf Punk Clubhouse today at the 134th Open at St Andrews July 2005

 

The weather has agreed to be warm and pleasant (correct at time of publication), and the golfing gods have promised lavish entertainment. For which we of course thank them. This Year The GolfPunk Clubhouse and The American Golf Marquee will be situated at The Gin House Bar in St Andrews.

For those of you who can’t make it to sunny Scotland, never fear, GolfPunk will be posting photos of the golf festival daily, you’ll be able to view all the action right here www.golfpunkonline.com/open.


Golf Punk at the Open
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  Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Why Tiger loves saying goodbye to Jack

Mark Lamport-Stokes's  article "All signs point to Tiger at St Andrews" at Reuters points out an interesting pattern...

 

"It's been good, every time he's retired," Woods said with a broad smile during a news conference at the Old Course.

 

"I wish he'd keep retiring. I won at Valhalla (the 2000 U.S. PGA Championship) and at Pebble Beach (the 2000 U.S. Open), and then here (in 2000). And then Augusta (National for the U.S. Masters) this year.

 

"Hopefully, we can do it again. It's been very good so far."

 

Found via The Golf Blog

 

Words by Dr Congu



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