Shikegi Maruyama scores for one lucky man
Shigeki Maruyama smiles like a man who wins the lottery every day and radiates such warmth that you imagine even the flowers fawn to his presence. It is normally for his golfing prowess, however, that 'Smiley' is renowned and not, as one internet user has stated, the effect he has on other people's sex life.
Our researchers at GolfPunk Towers have stumbled across this post in which one fella describes his girlfriend's obsession with the amiable Japanese pro.
It seems that she gets her best sexual kicks when fantasising about him.
She is so enamoured that on occasion she gets a friend to dress-up as Shigeki and join in on the couple's love-making sessions, offering hints and tips to help improve their performance.
Boyfriend Sayaad isn't intimidated by the 5ft7" golfer, however, on the contrary he cannot get enough. It seems that his girlfriend's bedroom performance is mirrored by Shikegi's on-course performances so he is hanging all his hopes and prayers on a fantastic 2006 for him.
That would bring a smile to his face.
Below are some of our favourite snippets but click on the link if you want to read the whole story.
"He is only about 170 centimeters tall and weighs about 13 stone. I tell this to my girlfriend when she sees him play and she responds that he may not be as large as me, but he knows how to wield his club and has an impressive swing."
"When we are finished, she will ask Jung to score how we did. He will then tell us whether it was a double eagle, eagle, birdie, par, bogey or double bogey. Sometimes, when it has gone exceptionally well, Jung will call out "hole in one!" and he will have a big smile on his face. "
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/discussion/maruyama-shigeki/433513/
Shikegi Maruyama
For when golf isn't enough | Your funnies
12/7/2005 5:12:01 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00) 
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