Thursday, January 05, 2006

Tiger taunts: 'Easy, Easy, Easy'

Tiger Woods has said that he would like golf's officials to make the game harder.
Speaking to Golf Digest the world number one said that the advances made by golfing technology have had an impact on the shot-making and skill levels in the sport.
Woods said: ''The game has changed since I've been on tour. You look at the old guys who are or were true shotmakers . . . [and] then you look on tour and you ask, `Who's a true shotmaker? Who actually manoeuvers the ball or does something different with it?' And there really aren't that many, if any, out here anymore.'' Woods believes that a concerted effort should be made to maintain the skill factor in the game. ''Anytime you bring maneuverability back into the game of golf,'' Woods said, ``it's going to favor the better players who understand how to control the golf ball.''

We have been running a poll on whether golf balls should be changed to limit the distance they travel after the point was raised in an interview we had with Seve Ballesteros. So far 38% of people believe that action should taken, but the large majority are against the idea.
We had a chat about it in the office and reckon that the game's top players should lead by example if this is how they genuinely feel. We're sure that, although maybe not as talented as Tiger, the lower ranked players in the world are still capable of hitting their hats and would play with pride and valour be it hickory shafts or modern gizmos.
Sifa thinks they should put it to the test at the next WGC event and everyone must play with the technology available 25 years ago. That would sort the men from the boys.
I also believe that it's very easy to preach when you've got ten million plus in the bank from last year and you must bear in mind that while 1% of the world's golfers can bend it round oil tankers, in a hurricane to a pin 210 yards away, the majority of us can't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. Share the wealth Tiger and then we'll all be on your side.

Shaun and Sifa - webitors
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TaylorMade face the Bombsquad

Webitor bloke Sifa and myself were brainstorming in the office (see below) about our plan of attack this year when we received an email from the guys at BombSquadGolf.
It seems the pesky critters have also been bashing their heads together, the only difference is they've actually got something to show for their efforts other than a bruised head.
Today they will have TaylorMade Adidas Golf online for a chat about all the TaylorMade RAC and Rossa products.
The discussion begins at 4.30 to 6.30pm (pacific time). That's half past midnight for all you golf junkies over here in history filled Europe.
Jose Miraflor, Duane Anderson and guest will be answering all your questions so if you want to find out everything and anything about TaylorMade and the year ahead then go to www.BombSquadGolf.com. We'll see you in there!


Ooooh, feel the creativity flowing


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  Wednesday, January 04, 2006

2006. Let's get it on.

Hello everybody and happy new year to you all. We've rather reluctantly returned to GolfPunk Towers for another year packed full of wonderful surprises, sublime golfing, innovation and general website brilliance. (If anyone knows how to achieve the latter all answers to the usual address please.)

We'll get all formalities out of the way with a generic "I trust you all had a nice holiday" to all our blogroll and reader friends. Some of them have been hard at work such as Bogey Lounge who is bearing the torch for Asian golf; "the world's most populated region (60% of the world's population)". With the upcoming Royal Trophy between Europe and Asia we could get a good insight into the state of the game there at the moment.
Golf fore golfers have been keeping an eagle eye on all the behind the scenes action at the current negotiations between the PGA Tour and the TV networks over current licensing rights, particularly ABC's decision to pull out of the running.
Golfchick seems to have sidestepped the whole festive season to pursue her golfing obsession, spending hours nose-deep in Ben Hogan's wisdom and the Golf Channel. I'm sure we'll read the results soon
We, on the other hand, got stuck in front of a log fire as the snow and ice captured most of the courses in Blighty. A few berks ventured out and webitor bloke Sifa was particularly proud of the 35 points he notched up around Singing Hills GC (the best christmas present he got). He reckons this is the start of a 2006 revolution so watch this space.
In the meantime we've come across a fantastic website www.despair.com that lends its own unique world view to everybody's new year resolutions and the whole 'positive thinking' mantra. We've included one that might be appropriate to us all.

To view more click: www.despair.com


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  Wednesday, December 21, 2005

It's Childsplay really...

The guys at Eat Golf have gone back to school for a bit of a putting lesson. I'm not sure whether they are seriously stripping the game back to the bare essentials or whether they've unearthed some wonderous new teaching technique. Bloody hilarious though!



For more of the same go and have a look at our friends at EatGolf.
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  Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Watch out Tiger, Tiny's on your tail!

One of our mini golf punks has been causing a stir by smashing the world record for the longest drive ever hit by a five-year-old.
Reece Campbell, aka Tiny Woods blasted a 226-yard five wood down the runway at Fife airport to help raise funds for children's charity Barnardo's.
Little Reece, who is only 3ft 5inches tall, has featured in GolfPunk before, humbling our correspondent Martin Vousden over nine holes.
He actually knocked a colossal 251-yard drive with one of his practice swings so there's still plenty of petrol left in the tank for the wee man for as he gets older.
The last ball he tanked was a special Tiger Woods signed golf ball that he got at the British Open in St Andrews earlier this year.


Nice one son!

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What a Christmas Pressel!

After months of wrangling and debate 17-year-old golfing prodigy Morgan Pressel has been granted playing part-time rights for the 2006 LPGA Tour season.
The decision was taken after Pressel finished sixth in the LPGA Qualifying school to earn playing privileges for next season.
Two petitions by Pressel had previously been turned down as LPGA guidelines prevent anyone joning the tour until their 18th birthday.
Pressel, who turned professional in November, cited the case of Aree Song, another 17-year-old professional, who was granted playing privileges in 2004.
Under the current conditions she would not have been allowed to join the tour until her birthday on May 23. However, the new commissioner of the LPGA, Carolyn Bivens, reversed the decision saying that Pressel's ability to maintain a high academic record while competing had convinced them that she was capable of coping.
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Wise men pull through once more

So Barbados has been chosen as the venue for the 2006 World Cup of Golf. Apparently the decision was made based on the "attributes" that the island offered.
Hmmm, I wonder what those attributes are. Let me think, lucious golden sands, turquoise surf lapping at your toes, five-star hotels, freshly caught seafood, oh and a venue which Tiger Woods will love as he chose it as the venue for his own wedding.
Yes, I'm sure that these are perfectly satisfactory attributes for the creme de la creme of the world's golfers. Wise choice by the top brass there.
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  Sunday, December 18, 2005

Goosen wins at home

Ernie Els continued his fantastic return to form with a second placed finish in the South African Open.

Retief Goosen held off a late challenge from Els to win the title shooting a final round of 70.

Two late birdies in the last two holes sealed victory for Goosen. He even managed a spectacular chip in on the 17th hole to move one shot clear of his South African counterpart.


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Caption the moment

All invitations welcome......

'Awwww, that feels good'


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Ouch!

It seems in some parts of the world they are getting really arsey about slow play.

 


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  Saturday, December 17, 2005

Fisher takes lead

Ross Fisher continued to take on the mighty Fancourt links with an impressive second round of 70 to hold the outright lead at the South African Open.

He is now five shots clear of his nearest rival, Retief Goosen, with his eight-under par total.

Defending champion Tim Clark was tied for the lead with Fisher after the first day but stumbled to a 78 .

The course is proving to be so difficult that Fisher will have to put in maximum concentration if he is to hold onto his lead.

Second placed Goosen critised the course saying that the pin positions and bunkers were "ridiculous"


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  Friday, December 16, 2005

Champions League draw

It seems that Chelsea and Arsenal were on Santa's naughty list after being handed two of the toughest draws in the next round of the Champions League. Chelsea will face Barcelona, who are arguably playing the best football in Europe this season, and Arsenal will face Spanish giants Real Madrid.

The draw in full is as follows:

Barcelona v Chelsea

Real Madrid v Arsenal

Weder Bremen v Juventus

Bayern Munich v AC Milan

PSV Eindhoven v Lyon

Ajax v Inter Milan

Benfica v Liverpool

Rangers v Villarreal


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Fishing for victory

Englishman Ross Fisher leads the South African Open with defending champion Tim Clark after the first round.

In conditions which most of the field described as impossible, the duo both carded five-under par rounds of 68.

Hot winds blew across the Fancourt links hardening the grees and pushing them up to 'unputtable' on the stintmeter.

Big name casualties included Ernie Els and Retief Goosen, both of whom were unable to break par.

Henrik Nystrom is in third place after a 69 but still described conditions as "a bit like a US Open."

Winds are predicted to blow for the remaining three days so players better start holing their approach shots or there could be some embarrassing moments ahead over the weekend.


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Cambo follows Tiger Woods

Michael Campbell plans to copy Tiger Woods mental and physical approach to his game next year.

The New Zealander will cut his schedule from 34 to 26 tournaments to get himself in peak condition for next season.

Campbell said: "I'm the type of person who says yes all the time and I'm learning to say no for my own survival. I must make sure every time I go out I'll be ready."

Campbell admitted that there were times this year when he felt tired mentally and physically but that didn't stop him from having one of his most successful ever seasons.

He won the US Open and finished second in the European Order of Merit. So next year we predict that Cambo will romp the majors grand slam and the money list as well as solving the Common Agriculture Policy currently puzzling the EU and be able to finish a Rubick's cube in under 30 seconds.


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  Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Muirfield to host Seniors Open in 2007

It could be a memorable 50th birthday celebration for Nick Faldo in two years time as he will be eligible to compete in his first Senior British Open to be held at Muirfield.
His birthday coincides with the event to be held from July 26-29, 2007.
Muirfield is a happy hunting ground for Faldo who won two of his three Open titles there, the fiirst in 1987 and then that battling level par final round in 1992.
The last major event to be held at Muirfield was the British Open in 2002, when Ernie Els won his first Open after beating Thomas Levet and Stuart Appelby with a magnificent bunker shot.
David Hill, Director of Championships for The R&A, said: “The R&A are delighted that The Senior British Open Championship will be played at Muirfield for the first time in 2007 and hope that many of the past Open Champions who have won there will return again and support the Championship.”
Seve Ballesteros will also be eligible for the event as he turns 50 in April 2007.


Nick Faldo

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