Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Women shun Open

This news has just broken on the BBC Sport website. As yet there has been no response on Jean Van de Velde's website.

There are unlikely to be any women playing at this year's Open despite the Royal and Ancient Club's decision to allow them to try to qualify.

All the potential qualifiers have decided to play in the Women's World Matchplay event which clashes with the Open qualifying tournaments.

Teenager Michelle Wie could still qualify to play at Hoylake.

However to do so she would have to be the highest non-exempt finisher at the previous week's John Deere Classic.

Wie has so far failed to make the cut in any of the men's PGA Tour events in which she has played.

The R&A's Peter Dawson said: "The deadline for entries for qualifying is June 1 but as yet, no women players have entered.

 

Watch this space, I guess...


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4/25/2006 5:26:58 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
What?????

Does this picture not scare the bejesus out of anybody..?

     
                     Oh where, oh where has this puppy dog been?

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4/25/2006 4:58:50 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
GolfPunk and HDT racing begin the season

Our eagerly awaited debut of seeing the GolfPunk name hurtling around a racing track at 150 mph has started. The boys at HDT racing put in a sterling effort - keep up the good work fellas!


At long last we arrive at the first meeting of the year of the Dutch Supercar Challenge, at possibly one of the best circuits in the world, SPA. Shame it is not on the GP circuit, but the facilities do need improving.

We went to the meeting with an underlying rear grip problem, which is in hand but time ran short, so all we wanted to do was come away with points, to enable us to attack the championship at the next round, Zolder in May.

The competition in the championship gets stronger every year and this year is no exception, in fact it is at its strongest ever, so finishing 7th in the first 1 hour race was about what we expected. Spending Sunday pre-race time making suspension adjustments paid off, because Graham managed to finish 4th!!

This was a good result, especially as the results were fairly mixed up meaning the points are fairly distributed.

Looking forward to Zolder (20/21 May) and dont forget we are at Brands Hatch 17/18 June

David Walker
Team Director

www.hdtracing.com

'Right, no,no left!!'


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  Monday, April 24, 2006

Get a handle on it...

We are claiming 50% of any royalties....

Dear GolfPunk,
 
I purchased an Oakley golf bag after it appeared in your most splendid magazine some time ago, like the anorak that I am I thought the handle was in a crap position and the bag poorly balanced.

 
After tinkering I have come up with a ‘Heath Robinson’ extra handle which makes it balance far better.  (see photos).
 
This addition also makes positioning & re-positioning the bag around the dance floor far easier, especially in collecting up the folding legs and carrying short distances and puts less strain on the back muscles with the bag being better balanced using this new handle etc…
 
You wouldn’t think that I have been suspended from work two weeks last Friday (Whilst using the company corporate Belfry membership to take my dad and some friends round the Brabazon) and that I now have too much time on my hands!

 
Sorry to bother you but I am bored.
 
Keep up the good work.
Jamie


Hope this doesn't get you fired Jamie!!

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4/24/2006 3:47:08 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
VET WANTED!!

         STOP PRESS * STOP PRESS * STOP PRESS * STOP PRESS

GolfPunk Associate Editor Gavin Newsham has announced that he is taking an indefinite break from golf in order to look after his ailing cat, Henri. Eight-year-old Henri has been battling a stomach complaint for several weeks now and Newsham is needed at home to pick up the food she regurgitates on a daily basis as his wife won't do it. “I may take part in the occasional game of office putting, but I can’t really commit to anything until Henri stops puking,” says Newsham.


The Newsham's house-trained moggy

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  Friday, April 21, 2006

GolfPunks Against the World

Here's a look at how our GolfPunks Against the World fared last week.

BMW Asian Open, Tomson Shanghai Pudong GC

Graeme Storm
Round 1 - 74   score (+2)   Total (+2)     Position (76)
Round 2 - 69   score (-3)    Total (-1)      Position (13)
Round 3 - 72   score (even)Total (-1)     Position (10)
Round 4- 72    score (even) Total (-1)    Position (13)



Nick Dougherty
Round 1 - 73   score (+1)   Total (+1)     Position (46)
Round 2 - 73   score (+1)    Total (+2)    Position (54)
Round 3 - 74   score (+2)    Total (+4)    Position (44)  
Round 4- 69    score (-3)      Total (+1)   Position (T26)


James Heath
Round 1 - 73   score (+1)   Total (+1)     Position (54)
Round 2 - 69   score (+6) thru 15    Total (+7) Position (104)
               Round 3 - M/C
               Round 4-  M/C


Florida's Natural Charity Championship, Florida, Eagle's Landing Country Club



Helen Alfredsson

Round 1 - 72   score (even)   Total (even)     Position ()
Round 2 - 69   score (-3)        Total (-3)      Position (47)
Round 3 - 71   score (even)   Total (-4)      Position (40)
Round 4-  78   score (+6)       Total (+2)     Position (73)




Suzann Petersen
Round 1 - 67   score (-5)   Total (-5)     Position (35)
Round 2 - 74   score (+2)  Total (-3)     Position (47)
Round 3 - 69   score (-3)   Total (-6)     Position (25)
Round 4- 65    score (-7)   Total (-13)   Position (5)

 
Shell Houston Open, Redstone Golf Club, Houston Texas

Graeme McDowell      
Round 1 - 72   score (even)   Total (level)     Position (61)
Round 2 - 72   score (even)   Total (level)     Position (39)
Round 3 - 69   score (-3)        Total (-3)          Position (10)
Round 4-  75   score (+3)       Total (level)     Position (54)

Jonathan Kaye
Round 1 - 70   score (-2)   Total (-2)     Position (22)
Round 2 - 74   score (+2)  Total (even)Position (39)
Round 3 - 74   score (+2)  Total (+2)    Position (48)
                Round 4- 73   score (+1)   Total (+3) Position (70)

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4/21/2006 5:11:38 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Gulf Punk

Staunch work by the boys...

A GOLF-mad soldier has created Iraq's first crazy golf course – in the middle of a desert.
Lance Corporal Alex Thurston was missing his regular round so much while serving with the 21st Signal Regiment in Basra that he designed the nine-hole green to keep himself and pals amused while off-duty.

The 22-year-old mechanic, from Bourne, who looks after radios for the army's helicopter force, enlisted pals to help build the course at Basrah Air Station. It took them two weeks and includes water features and mini bunkers.

Lance Corporal Thurston said: "We were talking about golf and the thought occurred to me that while not everyone plays the game, almost everyone has had a go at crazy golf at the seaside.

"I have a handicap of 15 and am proud to say that I hold the current course record of 35 shots, which will take some beating."

In many ways the most exclusive course in world golf, Lance Corporal Thurston and his team of helpers created some of the obstacles out of de-activated Iraqi Army munitions.

The course also has floodlights so soldiers can practise their swings in the evenings, and has impressed his army superiors so much that Lance Corporal Thurston has been told he could have a promising career as a golf course architect when he leaves the army.

Last week the course staged its first competitive match, which was won by the air station commander, Group Captain Malcolm Brecht, but the course record still looks safe for now.

Capt Brecht said: "I have no idea what we got round in, it was lots. It must have been more than 50.

"It's a really hard course and we stopped keeping count."

Link:here

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4/21/2006 3:38:51 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Open held at St Andrews shocker

The guys in the office were 'drop yer bacon sandwich' astonished today when we found out that the British Open is due to be held over the Old Course at St Andrews in 2010.

News agencies around the world issued the news on Wednesday. Although, 'news' could be a slightly strong term for this story as the Open is held at St Andrews on a five year cycle and seeing as the world and his dog were in the Fife town last year, it seems a fairly safe bet that 2010 would be the date of the Open's next visit.

Tiger Woods has won the last two Opens over the links course in (surprise, surprise) 2005 and 2000. It might be worth a call in at the bookies to see what odds you will be able to get on Tiger adding another Open title to his collection that year.

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4/21/2006 3:28:26 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Smash Hits revived

Here's a little something that has kept spirits raised in the GolfPunk office this Friday afternoon....


'Just tell me his name and leave the rest to me'


Any guesses on the B side?
Smells like Teen Spirit
Teenage Fanclub...



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4/21/2006 3:17:01 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
The London Golf Show 2006


About this time last year GolfPunk was a bi-monthly magazine and we had just released our first issue with Tiger Woods on the cover.
GolfPunk was a baby compared to all the other golf magazines out there and we were still relatively unknown.
So, we decided to take a stand at the London Golf Show and spread the gospel. We didn’t really know what to expect, (a handful of Ashworth clad fella hitting a few balls on a range or a load of PR chit-chat about nothing in particular?) All we wanted to do was add a little GolfPunk flavour to the punch and so we packed a fridge, some bubbles, a bevvy of BunkerBabes and a vanload of Srixon golf balls, took a deep breath and headed to the London Docklands.
What actually occurred was nothing short of amazing.
35,000 people descended on the show over 4 days and the majority of them trampled over the GolfPunk turf. As the drinks flowed and music blared GolfPunk received a proper welcome to the golfing world. Sam Torrance and Ronnie Corbett subscribed (who wouldn’t with 24 free golf balls), a host of celebrities mingled with the crowd at the bar, Fibber and the Golf Monk appeared in every conceivable photo-opportuntity, there were trick shot shows, professional lessons, Lab Monkeys and a whole bunch of new friends who just disappeared into the blur.
It was flabbergasting. Hardly anyone had heard of GolfPunk, yet in the space of four short days we felt like we achieved the golfing equivalent of scoring the winning goal in the World Cup final, as a teenager, in the 93rd minute, with the last kick of the game, against Germany.
And now it’s time to do it all again.
In the past year we’ve become a monthly magazine, spent time with Jack Nicklaus, Nick Faldo and Darren Clarke to name a few, been all over the world (well, one of us has, eh Owen?), played some of the most amazing courses and met thousands of fellow golf punks.
But we know where we’ve come from. We remember how it all started. And all this malarkey isn’t going to change us. GolfPunk is founded around a besotting fixation with the game of golf and that is what we want to show the world.
So, whatever you planned to do over the weekend of the 27-30 April, cancel it. Get yourself down to the Excel centre in London’s Docklands and come and find us. We are on stall 1128 and we can’t wait to meet you.
For directions and information visit www.londongolfshow.com and register - or call 0870 145 1205 to purchase your tickets*.

*Advance ticket prices £12.50 for Adults and £8.00 for U-16s.
On-the-door ticket prices £15.00 for Adults and £10.00 for U-16s




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  Thursday, April 20, 2006

Tiger takes time out from golf

Tiger Woods is to take an indefinite break from golf to be with his father Earl, who is suffering from cancer.

Tiger told a news conference in Wellington that he did not know when he would return to the game but said that he would play in the US Open at Winged Foot in June.

He is currently in New Zealand attending the wedding of caddy Steve Williams.

Earl Woods was diagnosed with cancer in 1998, but his condition has deteriorated dramatically this year. In March, at the Players Championship, Tiger rushed to his bedside on the Wednesday before flying back to the tournament 24 hours later.

Links: www.tigerwoods.com

         www.bbc.co.uk/sport

 


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  Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Deuce gets life membership

Here's a comforting thought for all those who are saving up the pennies to join their local golf course. All you have to do is find a load of lost golf balls and return them to the members, a la Deuce, and a passport to the links could be yours forever.


A MONGREL with a talent for fetching lost balls is taking the rough with the smooth after he was awarded lifetime membership of his local golf club.

Deuce has been rewarded for returning more than 3,000 balls to members of Pontnewydd Golf Club.

But despite the honour he is still the only member not allowed in the clubhouse as canine visitors are banned.

The friendly white terrier mongrel collects the balls on his daily walks with owner and golf club member Jim Phillis.

Mr Phillis, who lives on the perimeter of the course in Monmouthshire, South Wales, then returns all Deuce’s finds to the club, providing members with a ready supply of replacement balls.


For full story click here:link



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4/19/2006 5:27:23 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
BMW Asian Open suffers 'Shanghai sickness'

The BMW Asian Open has suffered a triple blow after three of the biggest names in the field pulled out due to illness.

Luke Donald , David Howell and Ernie Els have all pulled out of the event this week with what the local media has dubbed the 'Shanghai sickness.'

Officials are looking into the source of the illness and have released a photo of what they suspect the bug looks like...










For full details on this story click:http://sport.monstersandcritics.com/
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4/19/2006 4:52:10 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Charlie Sifford honoured

Charlie Sifford, the man who confronted racial prejudice in golf, is to receive an Honorary Degree from the University of St Andrews.

Sifford, 84, will be given an Honorary degree as Doctor of Laws in a ceremony at Younger Hall on June 22nd.

Sifford appeared in our 'Representing for all the GolfPunks against the world...' earlier this year, where we told of his struggle to overcome institutional racism in the game.

"Sifford persevered but with his career path curtailed by the PGA's
Caucasian-only clause, he was forced to play on the United Golf Association Tour, a minor circuit that offered only modest prize funds. Like many players on the UGA, Sifford supplemented his income by giving lessons...


By 1957, Sifford's form was so commanding that he comfortably claimed the Long Beach Open, and in doing so became the first African-American to win a PGA co-sponsored tournament.

As Sifford's stock rose, and the American civil rights movement gathered pace, so too did the clamour for him to play on the PGA Tour. In 1960, the Tour finally bowed to the growing pressure and removed its Caucasian-only clause and in doing so granted Sifford his playing rights, making him the first black member in its long history."

Dr Brian Lang, Principal and Vice-Chancellor of the University of St Andrews, said:

"Charlie Sifford is a pioneer of the Civil Rights era whose career
exemplifies courage, determination and the will to succeed in the face of substantial prejudice and adversity.

"We are delighted that he has accepted our offer of an Honorary Degree."

Such is Charlie's stature in the game that Tiger Woods describes as his "honorary grandfather".

During his career he endured death threats, heard racial slurs shouted from the galleries, was refused entry to clubhouses and in the 1952 Phoenix Open found human faeces in the cup when he and partner Joe Louis got to the first green.

He won the Hartford Open in 1967 and two years later took the Los Angeles Open, playing in 422 events on the PGA tour and making 399 cuts.

Sifford when he was inducted into the World Golf Hall of Fame in 2004, the first black player to be honoured.


Charlie Sifford will be made a Doctor of Laws by the University of St Andrews at a Graduation Ceremony on Thursday June 22nd 2006 at Younger Hall.



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4/19/2006 4:10:01 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Slow mo action from the world's best

Quite a quiet and subdued return to the blog after the Easter break. We did all manage to squeeze in a few holes over the weekend and now some of us longingly gaze out at the blue skies, while others wander around saying things like: "I've sorted my tempo."

For me, the highlight of going out to play golf was the slow motion swing sequences I found today on the BBC's website (while researching furiously). Ken Brown talks you through the intricacies of Phl Mickelson, Tiger Woods, Vijay Singh and Colin Montgomerie's swing and they stand there looking as graceful as swans and smash the ball into another orbit.

Being in Slo-mo it makes you think that you can do it...




http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/default.stm

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  Thursday, April 13, 2006

Ross bosses the moss

One of our GolfPunks against the World got off to a sterling start at the Volvo China Open at the Honghua International GC, Beijing.

Ross shot a five-under round of 67 to lie one off the lead. He has already had some outstanding results on the European circuit this year and is hoping to have secured his card by the time the Tour sweeps into mainland Europe. With rounds like this he is doing himself no harm. Good Work Fella, Keep it up.

-6 C Cevaer (Fra)

-5
R Fisher
     G Fernandez-Castano (Spa)
     S Wakefield
     S Dyson
     P Hanson
     J F Lima


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4/13/2006 3:59:12 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 


A week of pure hell, bloodshot eyes, frayed tempers and violent abusive language at inanimate objects and this is the result:

A load of trees wrapped in sheet plastic ready to send all over the world. You are looking at the latest edition of GolfPunk, live from the printers. It's kind of like 'Live at 17' or 'Live from Amen Corner' but with a greater Moment of Inertia. For those of you screaming in frustration at this look don't touch scene, the magazine will be on shelves on Wednesday 19th April.


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  Wednesday, April 12, 2006

One bad hole

Mmmm, a minature golf course, mmmm a back garden, mmmm a house. Some people should be grateful for what they have. Moan, moan, moan that's all we ever hear.

THERE are few golfers who can boast the use of a miniature course in their own back garden.

Businessman John Conner struck upon the idea of creating a one-hole garden golf course at his home in Currie in a bid to fine tune his game.

But it was his decision to put up a six-foot tall boundary fence along the side of the approximately 60-yard hole which proved the final straw for angry neighbours.

They claim that golf balls repeatedly end up in their back gardens and that one even narrowly missed a young child out playing and landed in the toddler's pushchair.

And they are furious that the towering fence has been built on top of an embankment next to the adjacent Water of Leith walkway, which they claim is public land. Neighbours say the fence also obscures their views of the picturesque waterway.

Now the city council has launched an investigation and Mr Conner faces having to tear down the fencing, which is around 50 metres long and six feet high above the course.

For full story click: http://news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=540982006


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4/12/2006 6:29:26 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
What??????

Life is in the details someone once said. Here is one of those details that stopped the merciless grind of production for one minute and made us all laugh.


A room full of journalists were left speechless by this picture.

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

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4/12/2006 11:49:45 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0]