Thursday, June 29, 2006

Aussie Rules

News from down under:

The far north's golf clubs say the Queensland Government's new smoking laws have been difficult to accommodate and will be even harder to police.

The laws, to come into effect on July 1, make it mandatory for all golf clubs to have a designated outdoor smoking area.

The general manager of the Cairns Golf Club, Ian Cook, says certain holes will be made designated smoking areas but that is going to bring other problems.

"It's a bit of a nuisance really," Mr Cook said.

"We have to divide our course up into less than 50 per cent for non-smoking which will affect people walking out of the golf club and to the tees with food in their hands, they can't have food in that area and they can't have drinks in that area because we also have a drinks cart on our course."


Yeah, that cancer is a right pain...



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6/29/2006 3:40:31 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
No Pay: No Play

An interesting little story has developed over in Ireland. It seems that staff at the K Club, host to this year's 36th Ryder Cup matches, could be on the verge of striking.

Unless an industrial dispute is resolved greenkeepers could drop shears in the run-up to this year's event.That could make for some interesting tussles if you think about it. Imagine, if they let the fairways grow a few inches then everyone would have a fluffy, flying lie. Club selection would become an interesting challenge.

Further still, if they let the greens grow then the holes would get crowned and they would be extremley slow. Suddenley, every putt becomes interesting. From 30ft you would be nervously trying to figure out how hard you would have to hit it and even the little tiddlers would be no gimmes.

The more I think about this the more interesting the matches become. You really would see the best team winning. In fact: STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE!

Greenkeepers at this year's Ryder Cup venue could strike just days before the match, a union official said on Wednesday after a pay dispute between staff and management at Ireland's K Club escalated.

Colm Quinlan, regional officer for the Amicus trade union, told Reuters three rounds of talks with mediators had failed to resolve a confrontation which began early this year. The case will now be heard by Ireland's Labour Court.

"Based on our previous negotiations, I am not confident they (the club) will accept the recommendations of the court and if that arises we will embark on industrial action," he said.

Full story: here


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  Saturday, June 24, 2006

GolfPunks against the world

Our GolfPunks are doing the business this week.

Paul Casey is leading the European Tour event at Gleneagles, with Ross Fisher and Graeme Storm in close pursuit and James Heath is one shot of the lead and will be in the final group going into the final round of the Credit Suisse Open on the Challenge Tour.

Good work fellas and good luck tomorrow. KYN



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  Thursday, June 22, 2006

Monty means business

Someone's in a good mood then....

COLIN Montgomerie believes the emotional turmoil of his marriage break-up has made him a better golfer, but admitted it had a more negative effect on his bank balance.

Back in his native Scotland yesterday just three days after he nearly won the US Open in New York, Montgomerie claimed that the upheaval in his private life was a major factor in his twice finishing as strongly as runner-up in the last four major championships.

But when it was pointed out to him that he is financially secure for life - he has earned a personal fortune of about £30 million - Montgomerie was quick to reply.

"I was financially secure for life and now someone else is," he quipped in reference to the divorce settlement from his former wife, Eimear, which is thought to have cost him around £12 million.

Link:http://sport.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=911862006

What?



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6/22/2006 9:48:29 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
GRANNY GOES GOLFIN'

A 72-year-old grandmother driving her golf cart led police in tiny Tilden, Ill., on a low-speed chase through town.

Lorraine Barton had used the golf cart to cover the few blocks between her home and the Tilden Post Office to retrieve her mail. On her way back, Police Chief Bobbie Jo Helmers attempted to pull her over for driving an unauthorized vehicle -- and the vehicles collided, the Belleville News-Democrat reported.

Barton said the mayor of the small Southern Illinois town gave her permission last year to use the motorized machine for local errands as a way to save gas. The newspaper said Mayor Don Keeton denied granting Barton's golf cart on-road privileges.

Helmers said Barton agreed to pay for the damage to the squad car. As long as the golf cart stays off the road or becomes an insured on-road vehicle, she shouldn't have any more trouble with the police.



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  Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Dive in for tickets to the WGC at the Grove

Great competition which we've found for you guys to have a look at. Considering there's going to be a world class field, all the Ryder Cup players warming up, a certain Tiger Woods and more prize money on offer than at the USPGA those tickets look rather tasty...


DIVERS from the Bushey and Borehamwood Sub Aqua Club will be attempting a spectacular rescue mission next month from a lake at The Grove.

Fifteen divers will be sent into the lake on the third hole of the luxury Watford hotel's golf course to retrieve as many golf balls as possible as part of a competition to help raise money for the Peace Hospice.

Entrants to the competition will guess the amount of golf balls that will be recovered and the lucky winner with the closest guess will win a pair of tickets to the final of the World Golf Championships taking place at The Grove in September and also lunch at The Glasshouse restaurant.

Maggie Grand, who is helping to organise the dive, said: "We have no idea how many balls are in the lake. We are thrilled to be able to offer such a great prize, and to be part of this very exciting event. The lake looks very murky, however, and I wouldn't fancy doing the dive myself!"

For full story click here

 


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6/21/2006 5:52:41 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
British Amateur update

Well two days into the British Amateur Championships and our efforts to drum up support for a Goliath battle between young starlets Ollie Fisher and Rory McIIroy have ended in a damp squib, as Rory has missed the cut for the matchplay part of the tournament.

Rather a flat atmosphere when one of your two competitiors doesn't turn up. Anyhow, there's still a great deal of cracking golf to be played. Spain's Pablo Martin equalled the Royal St Georges course record yesterday with a round of 67 so that's testimony to the standard being played. The other holders of that record are a certain Nick Faldo and Pierre Fulke.

To see the full matchplay draw click here


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6/21/2006 9:46:54 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Reporting the news as it happens...

Hate to kick a guy when he's down, but everybody else is...



The Golf Reporter comes up trumps again.

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6/20/2006 3:25:13 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
British Amateur update

After day one of the British Amateur championships at Royal St Georges, GolfPunk diarist Ollie Fisher, has put himself in prime position with an accomplished 71 to back up his first round of 73, and leave him in third place in the clubhouse.

Irish youngster Rory McIIroy opened yesterday with a 78 and will have to put a good round in today if he's to make the cut.

After the second strokeplay round the top 64 players are entered into a matchplay and battle it out over the next few days to determine who will be 2006 British Amateur.


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6/20/2006 3:18:05 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
How to win a major

While we were all perched on the edge of our sofas wondering what on earth Phil Mickelson was up to on Sunday, DJ Gallo had the inside scoop:

Posted 6/18/06, 2:52 PM ET
I'm about to head out to the first tee to begin my round. >Phil Mickelson

I'm feeling confident.
There are some good golfers on the leaderboard, but I don't think they're ready for this jelly.

Posted 3:15 PM ET
Saved par on the first hole, but I'm already feeling the heat -- it's in the 90s today. Most people don't realize how tiring it is to play in the final round of a major. There's three days of pressure built up on you and then, on a day like this, there's the heat, too. But what tires me out the most is pasting on a fake smile every time I stroll past the gallery. It's exhausting.









To read the hilarious insight to the whole final round click: here


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  Monday, June 19, 2006

British Amateur Championships hots up

While millions around the world are still stood mouths agape at the flabbergasting end to the US Open yesterday, the golfing world has just shrugged its shoulders and licked its lips at the next titanic battle taking place this week between two teenagers in Kent.

Seventeen-year-old Irish protégé Rory McIIroy, and Essex wunderkind Ollie Fisher, 17, will both tee it up today in the British Amateur championship at Royal St Georges, and many would not be surprised if these two end up facing each other in the final.

Both teenagers enter the event on the back of some amazing form. Fisher, who became the youngest ever Walker Cup player last year, recently captured his first senior amateur title, winning the St Andrews Links trophy, Europe’s top amateur event, over the Old Course with a seven-under par total for four rounds.               

McIIroy responded in kind with a successful defence of the Irish Close title at the European Club last week to add to his second place in the Lytham Trophy and third place in the Irish Amateur so far this season.

Going into the championship, the youngster said: "I'm playing the best golf of my life."

It's the title that's really the most important thing and this for me is the big one this year. This the one I want to win most."

The GolfPunk office is just hoping that the pair can keep going on as if they both live up to their potential then European golf will only be the healthier for it.

You can keep up to date with their progress and the scores from the British Amateur by clicking on this link: here



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6/19/2006 3:15:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Cats and Dogs

Shouldn't laugh....

A coyote has made its home on a Marco Island golf course and has recently killed a Marco couple’s cat. Now the couple says they want everyone to protect themselves.

The coyote killed Munchkin, Stephen and Dianna Purciello’s cat. The couple says they are not upset with the coyote. They say they are upset with the golf course's management for not telling them about the coyote until it was too late.

"She was my special baby," said Dianna. "No one even knew there was a coyote."

The couple says they never thought they would lose their favorite cat to a wild coyote.

But last week, a maintenance worker found Munchkin’s remains in the middle of the club golf course.

The Purciello's say they're upset because the Island Country Club Golf Course knew about the coyote as early as October but did little to protect residents and their pets.

"If there's a predator on the golf course, just alert people to that fact," said Stephen.

"I’m very sorry for the loss of their pet," said golf course superintendent Wayne Kappauf.

Now, course employees are hoping to catch the coyote by setting up traps around the course.

"He’s pretty sneaky because he's actually taking the bait out of the traps. He's pretty clever," said Kappauf.

Link: here



6/19/2006 1:34:38 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Golf for the family

As we dive straight into the pinnacle of the the golfing calendar it is a perfect time to show off the beauty of the game and encourage more people to get involved. With that in mind, it's great to see some golf courses proactively seeking out new blood...


Britain's first family-orientated golf course is to be officially unveiled.

Sport minister Patricia Ferguson MSP will be guest of honour at the Hermitage Family Golf Course in Edinburgh, which is specifically aimed at children, beginners and disabled people.

Lying on 14 acres of converted grazing land, it offers relaxed turn-up-and-play access, free club hire and no dress code on its fairways. The course's 12 holes range from 60 to 250 yards in length, and snake around a clubhouse.


Hopefully, everybody will get involved - let us know when the first family competition is.



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  Friday, June 16, 2006

US Open blog

Quite a surprise, considering the austere front of the USGA, but they have a rather entertaining blog updating everyone on the real goings on at Winged Foot this week.

For example...Ever wonder what it means when the term 'technical difficulty' is used? Me too. I always pictured someone over the control panel either sleeping or frantically trying to clean up spilled coffee.

I bring this up because today, after our Webcast Live went on the air, silence soon greeted our audience. Suddenly the proverbial 'We're having technical difficulties' message went out. So what constituted this?

We're not ashamed to admit it, but a golf cart ran over the fiber optic cable that provided sound. The wire got entangled in the cart wheel, leaving Roger Twibell speechless.

No word whether the golf cart survived.

Link: here


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6/16/2006 12:45:37 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
BE NICE TO MONTY

Golf Digest has begun an amnesty on America's hate obsession against Colin Montgomerie and has become amazingly popular. Funny that, as he's leading the US Open

The "Be Nice To Monty" campaign has so much momentum, it's a full-blown crusade.

A national golf magazine made and distributed the take-it-easy on Colin Montgomerie buttons for the 2002 U.S. Open just down the road at Bethpage Black.

The buttons were a call for golf fans to put an end to the full Monty treatment — namely, the American tradition of heckling and harassing a certain Scottish golfer who bears an uncanny and unfortunate resemblance to Mrs. Doubtfire.

If you'd like a deal on one of those buttons, get in touch with Montgomerie. He has them by the thousands.

"I don't know why they made so many," Montgomerie said, smiling.

For full details click here:


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6/16/2006 10:37:27 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Soundbites

Well, it's the Friday of an extremely busy week. We are at the end of producing what we hope will be yet another award winning magazine, World Cup fever has firmly taken over and the live feed to matches on the BBC website http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/default.stm has possibly become the greatest invention known to man since The Simpsons first aired.
From a golf perspective, the US Open, the year's second major has kicked off at Winged Foot golf club in New York and has created its own whirlwind of excitement. Tiger Woods is competing in his first event since the death of his father Earl, there's a 15-year-old, 4ft 11" boy who has made it through the qualifying to tee up in his first ever golf event and not to mention the sadistic layout that the USGA routinely set up to test the world's best players.

What we are most amused with amidst all this caper is some of the fantastic soundbites that have graced the air this week.

"Usually US Open greens are really quick," he said. "These are not. They're slow and bumpy. I didn't feel hardly any rust and if I had just made the adjustment on the greens faster I would not be so far behind the eight-ball."
Tiger Woods
Great Tiger, and again, in English?

"We are all aware of the lines and we all make mistakes."
Martin Jol during the Spain v Ukraine game.
N'er a truer word spoken Martin.

"That's rubbish"
Martin Jol during the Spain v Ukraine game
Sugar the pill why don't ya?

"If I'm sat on the bench, I'm sat on the bench. I've been on the bench in my career before."
A reflective Michael Owen






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  Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Wales goes online

This blog is more of an inside joke than anything else but some of you might be able to sympathise.

I recently spent several days researching golf courses in Wales via the valuable mine of information that is the internet. I would, however, have had more luck using a yoghurt pot and a large peice of string.

Several (hundred) of Welsh golf clubs are a bit slow to embrace modern technology and advertise the wonder of their golf course to the world via the web and so it's great to see that the government is grabbing the bull by the horns. If only the bull had made it to the seminar....

GOLF clubs throughout Wales are being encouraged to make greater use of Information Communication Technology, as part of a drive by the Welsh Assembly Government to boost the economic benefits of the Ryder Cup 2010.

Representatives from clubs in North and mid Wales attended a seminar organised by WAG at Northop Golf Club, Flintshire, to learn more about the benefits of ICT in helping them attain a stronger business footing.

It was the first in a series of such events being held throughout Wales to help clubs boost their income and improve the management of their establishments.

Estimates suggest that golf-related tourism alone could rise by more than 40% as a result of the staging of the 2010 Ryder Cup in Wales, with an additional 30,000 visiting golfers attracted each year to Wales.


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6/14/2006 5:38:46 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Hear the one about the Catholic and the Christian...

Been away from my post for a couple of days, travelling up north on a spot of links golf duty, but on my travels I came across this amusing little story.

Two teams of North East clergymen are aiming for a 'holy-in-one' in a golf game across the Christian divide.
Five Roman Catholic priests led by Bishop Kevin Dunn of Hexham and Newcastle - are to line up against the Anglican Bishop of Durham, Tom Wright, and clergy from the Anglican dioceses of Newcastle and Durham at 11am the High Plains Golf Course, Bishop Auckland, on 19 June, in a Four Ball Better Ball competition.
Fr Mick Conaty, Parish priest of St Anthony of Padua, Newcastle, is captaining the Catholic team. He said: "I haven't picked the team yet. I don't know who the Anglicans are and what the strength of their team is, and I'm having a difficult time getting the information!"
This is the first time in the North East that teams of clergy of the two Christian churches have met on the golf course. The match came about when both Bishops found they were keen on golf. Catholic Bishop Dunn was vague about his actual handicap but reckoned he could 'get round in about 100.'
Fr Conaty added: "It's just fun and it's not meant to be taken seriously. It's our first get-together like this and it's a great idea. We are hoping we'll win, and if we don't we'll be sent to Coventry!"

God only knows who will win this one. Fair play though boys, may your putts be true and holey.

                   
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