Friday, August 11, 2006

Hansen necks it

Congratulations to Anders Hansen on his first round performance. The Dane shot a six-under par round to take the lead at the KLM Dutch Open, which in itself is quite a spectacular effort, but consider the following.

  • He pulled out of the pre-tournament pro-am with a stiff neck
  • He was unable to practice before the tournament because of the injury
  • He had a whole new set of clubs, which he was testing for the USPGA
  • It was the first time he had played the course
I woke up stiff this morning...and I'm playing golf tomorrow, so I'm contemplating buying a whole new set and chancing my arm. I'll let you know how it goes.

Shaun


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  Thursday, August 10, 2006

Most boring job ever...?

    This, however, is priceless...

In the tiny, airless shed of this otherwise unremarkable back yard, a father and son polish golf balls with soft brushes.

Once, these wayward balls plopped into ponds on courses across the state, and then a scuba diver scooped them up and gave them to David and Steve Blocher.

The father-and-son team gives the balls new life, scraping off the mud and ink to reveal shiny white spheres ready to be launched by another golfer.

In unmarked crates that only they know the names of, they toss Nikes, Callaways, Pro V1's. The beat-up ones will be sold for pennies to be hit far into fields. Unblemished ones, packed into neat sea-green egg crates, will sell for $23.99 a dozen.

In a week's time, the Blochers lay hands on 20,000 balls from 17 courses in the state. Golfers across the country buy them at half price or less at T & D Golf Stores in Tampa and Oldsmar. Some customers pull the Pro V1's right off the delivery truck.


There's even a picture!!!! Link:http://www.sptimes.com/2006/08/10/Hernando/Giving_golf_balls_a_b.shtml



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8/10/2006 6:39:51 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Penance

    It wasn't worth it....

                             
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  Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A confession

I was meant to play some twilight golf this evening, just a quick nine holes around a muni track in Brighton, but I shrugged it to stay in and watch Liverpool play their Champions League qualifer against Maccabi Haifa. Don't hate me golf world.....


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  Thursday, August 03, 2006

My Summer Fling

Continuing my return to the blogging world I thought I'd fill you in on some of the things I have been doing in my absence.

I've lost weight. This is rather worrying as I wasn't exactly a fat chap to begin with. What is most alarming about this is when I recently stayed at Equipment Editor Dan Owen's nan's house, she refused to let me leave in the morning until I was force fed breakfast. Nans and grans do know best though.

If anyone has any handy, healthy weight-gaining and exercise tips then please get in touch.

I have also been playing some more golf. In fact. I have revisited the game with a passion and even been trying out some new equipment. The problem I suffer with in my game is that I reguarly leave putts short in the middle of the hole. This is incredibly frustrating, as I'm sure a lot of you can sympathise with. What exactly is the point of being able to cover 350 yards of grass in style if you can't negotiate the last twenty feet.

I have used a Titleist Bullseye for the last seven years and am very much in love with it. Despite some putting woes, I have always maintained that my relationship with my putter [Charlotte, don't ask] has been like everyone else's human relationships. Good times, bad times etc etc...

I recently had a brief affair though. I don't mind saying this out loud because Charlotte is a lump of metal and doesn't understand. I met a vibrant, sexy looking petit number that came into the office, The Pinfire eagle (pink putter pictured). I decided to try it out on a brief trip to Spain (work, obviously) and I don't know whether it was the thrill of holiday romance or whatever but we got on like a house on fire. I holed everything, from all distances and my scorecard has never enjoyed such a sparkling array of scores near the actual par of the hole.

This rather shocked me because I'm very much a classicist when it comes to golf clubs. I've got a set of blades in the bag, which is a simple bag and strap - none of this reinforced pvc, ultra-light carbon fibre bunff - and the Bullseye is as simple as it gets when it comes to putters. So, the exotic look of the Pinfire range wasn't something I thought would appeal to me, but the score I shot did appeal, massively, so this pink beauty will be staying in the bag for a little while longer while me and Charlotte try to work things out.

If you fancy a little bit on the side then the Pinfire range are reviewed on our GolfJunk section or visit www.pinfiregolf.co.uk

Webitor Shaun


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  Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Golf: For the people and the Guardian

Been saying this for three years now....just saying

Sitting in the stands at the Open Championship at Hoylake this weekend, I had a kind of epiphany. I suddenly realised that golf, not football, is the people's game of the modern era - and that this is as it should be.

I've spent too much of my life going along with the old lefty prejudices against golf: against its snobbery, against its traditionalism, against its cost, against its whiteness, against its environmental problems, against its clothes, against its individualism. I'm not saying these aren't problems, or that they have all been solved. But I think they pale into insignificance against golf's bigger reality.

Here are some of the things that struck me at the Open. And no, they don't include a golf ball.

First, this was a crowd of ordinary people. Sure, there were some toffs in blazers and, yes, there were a lot of corporate guests, but basically this was a crowd of all classes who were there simply because love the game.
Second, the crowds are tremendously knowledgeable because most of them play golf. If you ignore walking, cycling and jogging, the General Household Survey says that golf is Britain's biggest participation sport - more people in this country play golf than play football. for instance - and after chatting to some of my fellow crowd-members at Hoylake I believe it. All of them, to a man and a woman, were golfers. I bet the percentage of people at the Cup Final who play football is far smaller in proportion.


Link: here


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8/2/2006 3:27:46 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Golf and Drinking

TWATS

POLICE had to be called after a group of youths disrupted a Bolton golf club's match.

Up to 30 teenagers invaded the Lostock course, where members of the Regent Park Club were trying to hold their championship final night.

Police were called to the incident, which happened at the club, off Chorley New Road, at 8.20pm on Friday.

A police spokesman said: "We had reports of a disturbance involving up to 30 youths who were attacking golfers. No one reported an assault.

"Officers went to disperse the group, but the teenagers had already started to make their way off the green."

It is believed the confrontation between the youths and golfers took place at the 13th tee.

A resident, who lives in Regent Road, which is next to the golf club, said it was not the first time there had been problems at the club. "It looks like there was a clash between the golfers and the youths and police arrived to sort out the problem," she said.

"The kids were drinking and being rowdy, which has been a problem for some time, but it came to a head on Friday night.



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Ryder Cup warning

Apparently, mobile phones are going to be banned from the Ryder Cup. So, when you find yourself stranded in the middle of Straffan, with no money left you should try and head north-west for about 30 miles and you should just manage to get back into Dublin.



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8/2/2006 3:22:26 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Open paint bomber gets jailed

A man who threw purple dye on the 18th green at the British Open was sentenced on Tuesday to eight weeks in jail.

Paul Addison, 40, pleaded guilty to five counts of criminal damage at the Wirral magistrates court near Liverpool.

Stephen Fletcher, 35, was sentenced to five weeks of unpaid community services after pleading guilty to the same charges.

The two said they represented a pressure group called "Real Fathers 4 Justice." The group says it is fighting for the rights of fathers in custody cases.

The incident left purple stains on the grass as Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia approached the final hole on Sunday at Hoylake. The players didn't seem affected, and Woods made a par putt to win the tournament by two shots.

Eight weeks: You don't even get that for committing serious fraud these days, but then it is a bugger to get off that purple dye.


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8/2/2006 3:12:11 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Golf, in a manner of speaking

Reasons to visit Beijing

Parents are falling over themselves to send their children to high-class sport training to cultivate high-class manners.

Golf clubs in the capital including the SGA Golf Club, the Beijing Sports Bureau Training Division and Tianyi Golf Club are offering summer classes and weekend training courses for young children.

Golf camps became popular in Beijing last year, and the popularity has peaked this summer. The high tuition fees of these courses hasn't deterred parents.

"We received hundreds of calls about the courses before our first summer term began. The number of applicants was double last year's figure," The First newspaper quoted an executive from Tianyi Golf Club as saying.

The cost of tuition ranges from 2,000 yuan to 4,000 yuan (200 U.S. dollars to 500 dollars).

Long-term courses are also available. At 800 yuan (100 U.S. dollars) for a half and an hour training at SGA Golf Club. It costs about 10,000 yuan (1,250 U.S. dollars) for a kid to take a three-month course, according to Li Nan, principal of the club.

"Most of the children's families are well off," Li said. "Many parents work for multinationals and their children were born abroad. Many of the parents play golf themselves."

Young trainees at the SGA camp have no problems communicating with their Australian coach.

"Playing golf can help children cultivate high-class manners, " a trainee's mother said.

Just as her young child wiped his nose on the bottom of her skirt...(no, that didn't really happen)


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8/2/2006 3:00:51 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Hawk at this tale...

Insert shit bird-related golf joke here, like they have...

A federally protected red-tailed hawk was shot with an arrow and now wildlife officials in Berks County are trying to save the injured bird.
The bird has been getting a lot of attention around the Reading Golf Course. Efforts to catch the hawk are on hold right now because it is a young bird that is still being fed by its parents, so it is not going after any bait.
The quest to save the hawk is the talk of the course -- even much more than a birdie or eagle."It's a sad thing to see a hawk with an arrow in it," said Randy Thibault, of Portland, Maine, a golfer."At least he's still alive; that's good," said another golfer.
The 3-month-old red tailed hawk has been living at the Reading Country Club with a target arrow pierced through its leg for the past month. Wildlife experts said that it appears the arrow is piercing only through the skin, not bone or muscle.
For weeks, experts have been trying to capture the young bird so they can remove the weapon, but that has been proving tougher than hitting a hole in one."They were out here with twigs, live bait traps -- nothing seemed to work," said the golf course's general manager, Bob Stohecker.




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8/2/2006 2:56:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Lightning never strikes twice..?

Yeah, you say that Mark...

Lightning struck two women on a golf course in the Hudson Valley yesterday afternoon, killing one and sending the other to the hospital.
   
Authorities say 54-year-old Ellen Robbins died. Her friend, Marilyn McHugh, was transported to Saint Lukes Cornwall Hospital in Newburgh.
   
Friends tell the Kingston Daily Freeman that Robbins was chairwoman of the English and Philosophy Department at Ulster County Community College, where McHugh is an English professor.
   
Sergeant Alex Landolina of Montgomery town police says McHugh was hit by a ``secondary strike'' and complained of queasiness and some numbness in her mouth but was in stable condition.
   
Sudden rainfall forced the women to enter a shelter on the 15th hole of the Lake Osiris golf course in Orange County -- about 60 miles north of New York City -- shortly after 2 o'clock.
   
Landolina says lightning struck a tree near the shelter, travelled through the tree, into the shelter, entering the victim and exiting through her feet into the cement.


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WE'RE BACK BABY

Some of the regular readers of this blog may have been wondering where the hell I have been for the last month and what exactly was going on in GP Towers. Well, I moved. Not far mind, about twenty feet to be precise, but I moved desk. This involved taking on another job role, whole new bunch of responsibilities and changing computers. The first two went rather smoothly but the later was about as complicated as trying to extract molars with a pair of toothpicks in a snowstorm. So, after a month of head-scratching, umming and aahing, the GolfPunk blog is back with a vengence....

From the Windsor Star

Mark Lauzon did not believe in angels until he was struck by lightning last week.

The Windsor man said he still doesn't understand how he survived a lightning bolt that struck his right foot and travelled through his body, throwing him into his van.

"For about five seconds, I thought I was a goner," said the 38-year-old father of two.

"I don't know how, but I survived. Now I tell people I must have had an angel sitting on my shoulder."

Lauzon was playing golf with his DaimlerChrysler co-workers at the Willow Creek Golf Club in Emeryville Thursday when a downpour sent them running for cover just before 6 p.m. He and co-worker Randy Dugal raced toward his van in the parking lot.

Lightning struck Lauzon as he loaded his golf clubs into the vehicle.

"I don't know if I saw the white light, but I saw something," he said. "It threw me right back into the van. It all happened so fast."

Lauzon said he never lost consciousness and remembers "pretty much everything" from the time he was struck to arriving to Windsor Regional Hospital's Metropolitan campus. The first thing he thought of were his children, Tyler, 9 and Taylor, 5. But what struck him the most was seeing the image of his best friend's father, who passed away three weeks ago, inside the ambulance truck.

"For some reason I saw him on the way to the hospital. I don't know if it was him or not, but somebody saved my butt. I believe that," Lauzon said. "I was never superstitious or spiritual at all, but I'm a believer now."



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  Thursday, July 06, 2006

The Greatest Love of All

"I believe that children are the future, treat them well and let them lead the way"

George Benson, Whitney Huston, and to a lesser extent, Mel B you speak the truth. Here at GP we believe in the potential of all dustbin lids out there and show our support by dressing them up in cute clothes.

Regular readers will note the plethora of snot bags that have graced the pages of GolfPunk. If you would like your little poop machine to go further in the media than you ever could, send us a snap of your bundle of fun in GP wear or doing something cutesy with golf loot and we will look at them and say, "Ahhhhh".

To have your younguns follow in the footsteps of Reese 'Tiny Tiger' Campbell, the Lindfield Under-7s or young Amber (featured) send your pictures to website@kynpublishing.com. Who knows maybe they will win the 2031 Honda Hover Car Classic and you would have done your part by making sure there is an embarrassing pic of them out there.

Leader of LPGA money list 2025

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  Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Just to cheer everyone up

I'm really beginning to get addicted to these little cartoons. The Golf Reporter certainly tickles me at the right time.

007-iron could soon have a new rival...


              

Link: here


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  Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Money, Money, Money

It's early evening at the end of another roasting day in GolfPunk Towers. So far, it has been a hard week. Not because we are laden with work, or even because there's a serious clash of personalities. It's mainly down to the fact that it's 31 degrees outside, 754 degrees inside and we can't go out to play!

There's only so much that a three-pronged fan can do to cool temperatures before tempers get frayed and talk of strike begins to seep out. It is in these moments where the strangest things seem to get on your nerves, such as this little picture I saw on the PGA Tour site.

Now, I've seen this picture several hundred times this season. And before you are mistaken, it's not the portly features of Phil Mickelson that have annoyed me, it's the tiny, seemingly insignificant figures that surround him.

At the top you can see that this week the PGA Tour will pitch up in Lemont where Jim Furyk will try to defend his title and the rest of the field will try to compete for the $5m prize fund. $5m!! I mean, what on earth do they plan to do with $5m? After two days that field shrinks by just over half so the division of the prize fund just gets greater still.

Then take a quick glance down to the leaders of the money list and you can see that collectively they have earned a tidy $17m between them. Is it me or is that an inordinately large amount of money, considering that we've just entered July and there's still a huge portion of the season left to finish.

There. I'm glad I got that off my chest. In other pointless news; Travel Editor Owen Blackhurst, could be in with a shout of winning his first ever golfing prize today. The blighter shot 87 points around Mere GC (albeit with the help of three other people and he only came in on eight holes) and could be in contention for an engraved glass vase or some other great prize. So that's a big congrats from us in the office and we wish you the best of luck in your two further days on the golf course from all of us, here, in the office.

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