Tuesday, January 16, 2007

IN THE SWING OF IT

Police are hunting a midnight golfer after he ruined a bowling green while practising. The late-night enthusiast carved out more than 200 divots when he climbed into the grounds under the cover of darkness last month. Despite increasing the number of patrols, police in New Milton, Hampshire have not been able to catch the suspect. "If anyone sees a youth or individual carrying a golf club walking along the street they should call us so we can challenge that person," a spokesman said.


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  Thursday, November 16, 2006

Drugs testing on Women´s tour in 2008

LPGA Commissioner Carolyn Bivens said she has no knowledge of drug use among tour players.

This may seem like a sad state of affairs, but there have been some interesting tales of rife drug abuse in both amateur and professional games around the world. Someone has to start the trend and it will be interesting to see what the results of this program are and whether other tours will follow suit.

The LPGA Tour said Wednesday it will begin testing players for performance-enhancing drugs in 2008, a move that makes it the first major golf tour to announce a drug-testing program.

"While we have no evidence to date that any of our players are using performance-enhancing drugs, we need to have a very clear policy and a program in place," Bivens said. "We want to take a proactive role."

Players learned of the decision with the announcement.

Annika Sorenstam, the top-ranked women's player, said she had no problem with the decision, yet called it "sad that we have to have testing."

"Golf is not like other sports," said Sorenstam, who was tested in college. "I believe in this sport. I believe in the people out here. ... I don't think you're going to see anything out here, so it might be a waste of time. But if it's peace of mind for people and if we need to prove that the LPGA's clean, then let's do it."


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  Wednesday, November 15, 2006

New campaign idea for Nursey..?

PAUL McNamee, the new promoter of the Australian Open golf tournament to be played at Royal Sydney this week, has been received with some scepticism by conservative fans fearful his plans to revive the tournament could compromise its grand traditions.

However, in an exclusive-ish interview with The Sun-Herald, McNamee moved to calm fears that plans for twilight golf, spectator viewing points on the fairways and concerts after play would affect the nature of the tournament.

"I've had people come up to me saying absurd things like, 'I've heard you're going to have girls in bikinis caddying for the players'," he said.

"That's just ridiculous. Have you ever tried to find 100 swimsuit models strong enough to carry those heavy bags around for four days? I have and it's just not feasible."

We at GP Towers know just the lady for this dilemma. I see a campaign for Nursey to amass an armada to help out our Aussie friends.´NURSEY.....


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Celebrities Arrive For Willie Stargell Golf Tournament

Nov 13, 2006 05:40 PM

WILMINGTON -- Dozens of celebrities and former athletes signed autographs Saturday at the Hampton Inn in Landfall as part of the Willie Stargell Golf Tournament.

Former baseball and football legends like Jim Nemeth, Steve Blass, Larry"Gator" Rivers, and many others were on hand to sign baseballs, T-shirts and more for the hundreds of fans.

And still no-one could tell them who the hell Willie Stargell was...


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11/15/2006 6:07:53 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Tees me baby...

Fresh from the Reuters website and the world of absurd ventures...

Seeking the perfect holiday gift for the golfer who has everything? Try flavored golf tees.

U.S. inventors John Packes and Ramon Peralta have come up a product line called Tasty Golf Tees in various flavors including mint, cherry, strawberry, and grape.

Mint is the strongest-tasting flavor in the range.

"It will knock out the foulest of cigar, beer breath within five seconds," Packes of Norwalk, Connecticut, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Packes said they came up with the idea while walking along the fairway one day and noticing that many golfers popped a tee in their mouth as they headed to the next hole or waited to tee up.

Tasty Golf Tees, which cost about 25 cents each, are made from uncoated wood, which is sanitized and flavored. They look and play like regular wooden golf tees.

"Some people just look at you funny," said Packes. "'Do you really put it in your mouth?' They give it a shot and say 'This is kinda cool.'"


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  Monday, October 23, 2006

Rain stops play??

  

BOSSES of some of Scotland's top links golf clubs have been warned they will have to move - or face seeing their courses sink into the sea.

Rising sea levels and coastal erosion caused by global warming are threatening courses such as Nairn, Elie, Royal Aberdeen and Tain.

Alan Brampton, of golf course consultants HR Wallingford, warned: "In 50 years a substantial number of Scotland's golf courses will be nine holes or 12 holes if they do not move to more landward positions."

Two courses on the west coast - Royal Troon and Western Gailes - face problems if forced to move as they have a rail line on their landward side.

And the famous Royal Dornoch club last year spent £300,000 on defences that might last up to 50 years.

But Dornoch officials admit if there was a devastating storm, the defences - and the cash - could be washed away.




10/23/2006 5:50:44 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Free round of applause to the funniest name for these protestors

    Niclas Fasth ended Spain's dominance of the Mallorca Classic yesterday and completed a notable double of his own. The Swede, who also won the Spanish Open in April, had a final round of 68 for a five-under total of 275 at the Pula club and was one of only four to finish under par.

Sergio García, first and second in the past two years, was second again after a 68, which he completed after a brief invasion of the 18th green by two protestors believed to campaigning against the building of more golf courses on the island.



10/23/2006 5:48:52 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Well done wee man

A promising young golfer is hoping to raise money for the Macmillan Unit at West Suffolk Hospital in memory of his grandfather.

Seven-year-old Michael Gee will try to complete 36 holes at Bury Golf Club in eight hours to say thank you to staff who cared for his granddad, David, at the Bury St Edmunds unit.

Michael's father, Steven, of Smith Walk, Bury, said: "Michael was very close to his granddad and was devastated when he died.

"I am very proud of him – he has got his heart in the right place."

David Gee, 66, was treated for bowel cancer in November 2005 but died in April after six weeks in the Macmillan Unit.

Having played golf since he was four, Michael hopes to complete the challenge with 180 to 200 strokes on October 26.

Jan Brittain, Macmillan information services manager, said: "It is fantastic Michael has made up his mind to do this. Whatever money he raises will be put to good use."

To sponsor Michael, send cheques, payable to the Macmillan Unit Endow-ment Fund WSH Trust, to West Suffolk Hospital, Hardwick Lane, Bury, Suffolk IP33 2QZ.


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  Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Golfn - A golf break for you and your children this October half-term.

The October half term is nearly upon us already and while you're probably sat bolt upright in a panic reading that sentence, wondering how the hell it's come round so quickly and what the hell you're going to do with the kids then do not fear, you are not alone. I'm thinking exactly the same thing too.

I mean, what to they do in schools today? I'd swear blind that today's youngsters get more time off than ever before, even the lunchtimes seem longer. I hate to sound like a Dickensian caricature. Hang on, scratch that. I intend to sound exactly like a Dickensian caricature. They can hardly cook upon leaving school, have the financial nous of the Bride of Wildenstein and top all that by lounging around for a further three years in "higher education". The only thing higher about their education is the level of debt the little twerps get you in. Where's the social value in that?

This, if you haven't already guessed, is a reactionary panic to the endless noise and moaning of half-term week that I'm set to endure and I have been rushing around wondering what I can do to help make the process a lot less painful, educational, fun and slightly quieter.

Luckily I had a phone call from a lovely Belgian fella called Boris Janjic, who may have the solution to my woes.

He runs a sports and language camp in the Biarritz region of France specifically aimed at brats, sorry kids, aged between 12 and 18 years. Boris is a member of te P.G.A of Belgium and had a fleeting experience on the professional European Tour  winning at Omnium in 1995, and being a member of the Belgium team at the European Team Championships that year.

He has set up a sports camp that gives kids the opportunity to get involved in golf, learn or improve their languages and even take on a few of the more adventurous sporting activities, like surfing, on offer in the sunny climes of the South of France.

You can check out all the details on his website at http://www.golfn.be/ <link> or if you want to contact him for more details then do so at: By email: bobs@golfn.be or els@golfn.be By telephone: +32 479 255 247.

There's a host of activities to keep both adults and children occupied and for a very entertaining holiday. As an added incentive the golf courses that you get to sample are some of the finest in the region, including St Moliets and the Seignosse golf course that GolfPunk previously featured in our travel section last year.

The trip is avilable for €450 for the week and Boris has kindly included a short film clip to give you a taster of what your now stress free half-term could be like.



Saturday 14 October - Saturday 21 October (school holidays the Netherlands) Saturday 21 October - Saturday 28 October (school holidays the Netherlands & England)
Saturday 28 October - Saturday 04 November (school holidays Belgium)*

Dates
ENGLISH spoken

Monday 30 October - Monday 06 November (school holidays France)*





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  Thursday, October 05, 2006

See your putting on tele...

South Korea’s Infinics promises that its golf putter, the DiXX Blu Digital Instructor, will improve your short game thanks to a set of sophisticated sensors that measure your stance and swing.

The Dixx Blu has a small liquid crystal display (LCD) screen that is used to aim. Users adjust their stance and the position of the putter so that a small red dot is centered in crosshairs displayed on the screen. When the user’s stance is correct and the dot is centered, it turns green, signaling that the user is ready to hit the ball.

DiXX Blu Digital Intelligent Putter
DiXX Blu Digital

The putter, which goes on sale later this month, was on display this week at the Ceatec exhibition in Chiba, Japan. It will be priced at 98,000 yen (US$832) in Japan.

Using an intertial navigation system that tracks the putter’s position and a micro electromechanical system motion sensor, the Dixx Blu is able to collect detailed information about a golfer’s swing, including the path of the swing, swing speed, impact position and the angle of the putter’s face.

Based on this data, the putter is able to analyze the swing, presenting a detailed report immediately after the golfer swings. This helps players to identify the areas where they need improvement, Infinics said.

Once golfers have perfected their swing with the Dixx Blu, they can swap the putter’s terminal, which includes the display and sensors, for a dummy weight designed to be used on the golf course.


http://www.cio.com/blog_view.html?CID=25482



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  Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Bet he wish he hadn't done that...

Saying nothing of stereotypes...

A high rolling punter was counting his losses today after losing more than £340,000 on the Ryder Cup.
The Geordie gambler placed the biggest golf bet ever earlier this week when he staked £347,000 on the United States to beat Europe in Ireland.
The William Hill customer from Tyne & Wear stood to win more than three-quarters of a million pounds if the US team had won.
But when Brit Luke Donald held his nerve at the 17th to beat Chad Campbell and ensure that Europe retained the trophy for a record third time in a row the punter, who has not been named, kissed goodbye to his cash.
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10/3/2006 9:35:43 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Water Hazard

Well, it's not all bad...

A flood last winter submerged much of the Kentuck Golf Course in North Bend -- and it's been struggling to bounce back ever since.
For 48 days, the course was under water after a dike was breached, allowing thousands of gallons of the Kentuck Inlet to flow through. The course was unplayable until the middle of May. The more heavily damaged back nine remained closed until July.
Today, aside from some brown patches, a golfer on the 12th tee would have difficulty identifying the impact.


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10/3/2006 9:34:12 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
VOTE FOR US

WHAAAAAAAAYYEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Golf Punk and OSM head awards shortlist Jason Cowley, Editor of the Observer Sports Monthly, and Tim Southwell, his counterpart at new-launch Golf Punk, head the category shortlists in the British Society of Magazine Editors’ awards, announced yesterday.
The awards, together with the Society’s Mark Boxer Award and Editors’ Editor of the Year will be presented at the London Hilton on Tuesday, November 14.
Under consideration in other categories, Andy Robinson, of Nikon Pro (surely a favourite with many of the SJA’s photography members), is shortlisted in the contract magazines category.
Ian McLeish, the Editor of the Haymarket-produced consumer contract United Review - Manchester United’s matchday programme - is also short-listed.
In the men’s magazines category, Men’s Fitness (edited by Peter Muir) and Men’s Health (Morgan Rees) are both nominated for consideration.
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10/3/2006 9:20:37 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Royal Flushed?

Who says money makes the world go round

Britain's Prince Andrew recently angered conservationists by asking billionaire Donald Trump to build a luxury golf course on an area of "scientific interest" in Scotland, however, there's a possibility Trump may not go through with the idea.
The royal tried to get the entrepreneur to commit to building the $1.27 billion golf course - complete with 250 luxury homes, a golf academy, and a five-star hotel - on the Menie estate, Balmedie, Aberdeenshire, during a meeting in the U.S. last week. The area - known as the Foveran Links - is a European Union site of special scientific interest and features 4,000-year-old sand dunes that are home to rare plants, otters, badgers, eider ducks and skylark

Link: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005047082
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10/3/2006 9:15:18 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
Where in the world is it going to..?

We said this a little while ago, but after watching the thrilling WGC last week it needs to be said again. And they say it well...

The four men all appeared to be in their late 20s, and they were a bundle of enthusiasm. They ran from the tee box to the middle of the fairway, then to the green, searching for the best view.

And when Tiger Woods walked by, they never took their eyes off him.
Such moments still happen on the PGA Tour, but not as frequently. Woods has been on tour for 10 years now, and his schedule rarely takes him to new markets except for the U.S. Open or PGA Championship.
And that's why it's a shame the World Golf Championships don't move around the world as they once did.
The American Express Championship used to alternate between the United States (San Francisco, Atlanta, St. Louis) and Europe (Spain, Ireland and England). The Accenture Match Play Championship tried Australia once, but it was too close to the holidays and all the stars stayed home. The Bridgestone Invitational has left Firestone only once, and that was in 2002 for the Seattle area.
For the next four years, all the "World" Golf Championships will be held in America.
And it really gets strange next year when CA replaces American Express as a title sponsor and the WGC folds into an existing PGA Tour event at Doral. That means Woods essentially will be defending champion at two tournaments in one. This guys really is good.
The PGA Tour cannot be faulted entirely. There is a business side to running these tournaments, and the tour largely foots the bill. Corporate sponsors who pony up some $12 million a year for a WGC event want the biggest effect, which means TV ratings, and those suffer when the broadcast is not in a prime window for sports.
"We're not entirely happy that all the events are being played in America," European Tour chief George O'Grady said last week. "But they are being played."
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10/3/2006 9:12:06 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 
What are the odds?

Just to wind you up after returning home from chopping up your local course and you get taunted by this....


Move over Tiger Woods, Alexander Ovechkin can play golf, too.

The Washington Capitals star, who won the Calder Trophy last year as the NHL's rookie of the year, aced the par-3, 160-yard fourth hole yesterday at the Springfield Golf and Country Club during the team's annual Caps Care charity tournament.

Ovechkin had several chances at the hole as he greeted groups all day long at No. 4 and played a shot with them. But given his lack of golf experience, it was surprising to see the 21-year-old Russian record the hole-in-one.

"This was my first time playing golf," Ovechkin said. "I guess it's easy. Maybe it would be better if I played golf, not hockey. It was lucky, though. I have to play again now, see how I can do."


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  Friday, September 29, 2006

Hole in One Video

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