Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Bite Back to Fight Back

Picture the scene. You are playing an afternoon round when you have shanked one into a pond near the sixth. You can’t hit out from there but you may as well fish your ball out because Srixon Z-URS’ don’t grow on trees. So far sound reasonable right? OK, what if when you dipped in to retrieve your ball a one eyed alligator emerges from the pond and forcefully invites you to join it in the water hazard? Sound a bit far fetched? Seem reminiscent of a scene in a bad teen horror movie? Tell that to Bruce Burger!

Out of towner Bruce Burger almost suffered the same fate as one of his beef patty namesakes when he was accosted by a ‘gator at Lake Venice Golf Course on Monday. I bet he wasn’t ‘loving it’. Bruce was reaching for his ball that had found it’s way into a pond when a 10ft 11inch alligator latched onto his right forearm and pulled him in. Luckily for Mr Burger he was able to wrestle free from the big lizard using his left arm with the worst of his injuries being a strained thigh suffered during the struggle.

This was the second such attack at Lake Venice GC in 18 years. Spookily, despite there being a family of alligators in a smaller pond on the other side of the course, both attacks took place in the same pond on golfers trying to retrieve their ball.


Before.

After

Highlighting how priceless local knowledge can be, Dennis Weaver who was also playing on Monday said, "If your ball goes down there, you let it go," "Most people have the common sense not to go by the water." Which is all well and good but I wouldn’t expect a boarder line dinosaur to start on me when I’ve popped out for a cheeky nine. But this just shows how easy most of us have it. Rod Parry Lake Venice GC General Manager concludes, "Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," "There's wildlife in these ponds." And people say links golf is a test.

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  Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Perfect 12

When we were her age, most of us were still wetting the bed (really – you weren’t?) but Alexis Thompson has already achieved more than most of us can dream of. Aged just shy of twelve years and five months, on Thursday she will become the youngest qualifier to ever compete at the women’s US Open. Beating the record previously held by Morgan Pressel by more than six months, Alexis turned in scores of 72 and 71 in a sectional tournament in Heathrow, Florida to qualify for the major.

Despite knowing that she will be competing against the likes of defending champ Annika Sorenstam and in-form GP diarist Suzann Pettersen for a purse of $3.1m, the youngster remained calm and philosophical about her performance. “I wasn't really worrying about the record I was making. It's great that I made it and I'm having an awesome experience already so I'm just out here to play golf.”


Kids huh, who'd play them?

Alexis will compete as an amateur, with her father Scott there as both coach and caddy, while her mother Judy watches from the sidelines.

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  Monday, June 25, 2007

Win Worth The Wait

Now we have all experienced a drought of some sort. We are not talking about the serious stuff that evaporates water supplies and devastates vegetation. No, we’re talking about the flippant ‘drought’ of not having snogged someone in three months, not scoring in 16 games or you haven’t nailed a birdie in four rounds, to some people the above examples are the same thing.

To all of you who have experienced a sporting drought of some sort take your story, multiply it by the amount of par threes you have played since notching a hole in one and double it because your tale of woe is about to be dwarfed.

Flemington Golf Club, from Central Hawke’s Bay District on the east coast of the North Island of New Zealand, put half a century of failure behind them to pick up the Coronation Cup for the first time yesterday. Now that is a drought.

This diddy little club boasting a full membership of only 30 males were the last GC standing when the final scores were posted at the Dannervirke Golf Club today. The tournament was held in “near blizzard conditions” according to executive officer Greig Herbert, playing in bitterly cold rain, hail and gale force winds. That’s average links weather to you and me.

Members at the club are said to be ‘tickled pink’. In an attempt to breakaway from New Zealand’s national stereotype of a country full of sheep farmers who say ‘mate’ a lot Greg Lee said: "It's the fairest sport in the world, mate. No matter what your ability you have to give strokes."
Unfortunately, the livestock farmer had to curtail his celebrations last night to feed his sheep and cattle.

It seems the size of their achievement has not sunk in yet. However the winning team have vowed to take the cup home for a little fun before it takes up residence in the clubhouse. Greg Lee summised, "We have a fantastic nine-hole course and sheep graze on it. The greens are as beautiful as the Waipuk club greens thanks to Anthony Little. He's involved with other clubs too and that's why we do so well when we play away because we're used to good greens," before adding "We're on cloud nine, mate."


The USPGA and Cambo have nothing to do with this blog.

GOLFPUNK would like to extend our hearty congratulations to our Kiwi brethren. Now pull your finger out, we don’t want to wait another 50 years…mate.

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  Friday, June 22, 2007

Time's Are a Changing

Here is another blog donated by our nice clean and shiney forum. So a big thank you to Scott for 'aquiring' this interesting look at changing times. We don't know where he stole it from but whoever is responsible for this passage could have a point.

IT COULD be described as a typically Scottish male upbringing. Rob Hendry was introduced to golf at a young age, played throughout his school career and chose his university - St Andrews - because it was where he could best indulge his sporting passion. He played two or three times a week at least and achieved a six handicap - although he insists he was "better than that". He adds: "Although I say it myself, I was quite good and I really, really loved it." How times have changed. At the age of 38, Hendry, now a computer programmer with Standard Life in Edinburgh, has not picked up his clubs in anger for the past two years. His golfing career is moribund, if not deceased. How did that happen? "I met a woman," he said. "I wanted my future wife to play golf, but although she tried it, she really didn't take to it. She didn't try to stop me playing, but I began to play less and less. "I played in the evenings, but then we had kids, and you have to get them ready for bed. What with the family and working full-time, the golf had to go. "The trouble is it takes three hours minimum for 18 holes and often a lot longer. You are out of the house for half a day, and I can't spare the time anymore." It's a familiar tale from the domestic battleground, and although some men may disagree, family and work usually have priority over what American author Mark Twain called a "good walk spoiled". But it is the desertion of men like Hendry which is provoking a crisis in golf clubs across the country, and some radical changes in the way people enjoy the game. Golf is Scotland's other national sport. Scotland is its traditional home, where its arcane rules and etiquette were honed on coastal links and the game took its modern shape. It also spawned a network of hundreds of private golf clubs throughout the country which, depending on your point of view, were predominantly male refuges from the stresses of modern life or misogynistic bastions of wealthy elitism and appalling V-neck jumpers. But where the nation's private golf clubs were once booming, with new members having to wait years for entry to the exalted ranks, most now have financially crippling vacancies. With the combined pressures of disapproving partners, family life and increased working hours all taking their toll on the Scottish golfer, many clubs are now being reduced to slashing the costs of joining to unprecedentedly low levels to attract new lifeblood. Next month, the world's best golfers will be in Scotland to contest the Open Championship over the famously ferocious Carnoustie links in Angus. But even while multi-millionaires such as Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Scotland's Colin Montgomerie compete for the sport's greatest prize, the grassroots game so wrapped up in the Scottish identity will be engaged in its own battle for survival. It seems legions of golf 'widows' are finally getting their long-awaited revenge. "Golf is a thoroughly national game; it is as Scotch as haggis, cockieleekie, high cheekbones or rowanberry jam." So wrote the Victorian journalist, essayist, poet and sports enthusiast Andrew Lang. But Lang had no idea then of the pressures that would mount on 21st-century Scots trying to maintain the traditions of the game their ancestors gave to the planet. The type of old-school player Lang had in mind was someone like the Angus GP and member of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club in St Andrews, the game's governing body, who spoke to Scotland on Sunday about the missing thousands only on condition that he was quoted as an "old bufty" - definition: an ancient, blazer-wearing committee member whose job is to inflexibly uphold club rules and tradition in increasingly deserted clubhouses. "My father played the game and I think his father played too and I have passed that on to my two sons and daughter," he said. "It is a very social game and it teaches you how to behave in public. I was lucky in that my wife came from a golfing family so she understood the need to play golf. But a lot of the younger generation are being dragged off to the supermarkets on Saturdays by their wives. They want their husbands around and, I have to say, I do feel a little bit sorry for them." On the surface, club golf in Scotland does not appear to be in too bad a shape. There are still 260,000 men, women and juniors paying annual subscriptions to around 670 clubs, from the Northern Isles to the Borders. But they are now dwarfed by the growing numbers of players - the current estimate by the Scottish Golf Union, the amateur game's governing body, is 350,000 - who only play the game occasionally. Many are men with young families who resent paying hundreds of pounds to join a club and then hundreds of pounds more in annual subscriptions to play just a handful of rounds. Reports from across Scotland are also suggesting members are playing far less frequently, with a study by the Golf Research Group, the world's leading golf industry consultancy, finding that average rounds per course in Scotland have fallen to around 23,000 - far below the UK average of 31,000. Clubs themselves have haemorrhaged about 5,000 paying members over the past five years - about three a day - and there are serious concerns that the trickle may turn into a flood. Prestigious clubs such as Muirfield in East Lothian, Royal Troon in Ayrshire, and Royal Burgess in Edinburgh, still have long waiting lists because of the social cachet that membership brings to Scotland's professional and business classes. But around half of Scottish clubs say they now have no waiting lists and a further 37% say their lists are in decline. Hamish Grey, the chief executive of the SGU, says the golf club system is being undermined by wider cultural changes in society. "Not as many children are being born as in the past with one report saying that there will soon be 15% fewer 15-year-olds in the general population," he said. "Those that are around have many other attractions to choose from. Then there is still the feeling that golf clubs are exclusive places that are difficult to join. People feel they can't get into a club, so they don't try. There is a real opportunity there for clubs to go out and market themselves." Peter McEvoy, the former Great Britain Walker Cup captain, who was brought up in Gourock, in Ayrshire, agrees with the analysis that club golf is facing two major problems: "Cost and time," he says. "Many people with busy lives just cannot spare the four to five hours it takes to get in a full 18 holes these days. "Many people play the game when they are young and again when they get towards retirement age. But there is a whole swathe who love golf, but grow up, get married, have kids and busy working lives in which time is at a premium." Of course, golf may be losing out in the exodus away from the fairways, but child care experts say family life and society as a whole is the winner. Jack O'Sullivan, author of a guide to being a dad called He's Having A Baby, said children who spent more time with their fathers are less likely to be involved in crime and less likely to have emotional problems later in life. "When working hours are longer and men decide to spend more time with their children then leisure time gets squeezed," O'Sullivan said. "That can only be bad news for golf clubs." However, not only men are affected by the pressures of modern life. One of the ironies of golf is that while the women's professional circuit is flourishing with a new breed of glamorous young stars attracting TV coverage and money to the game, female club golfers too are deserting in droves. The latest survey by the Ladies' Golf Union of Great Britain and Ireland found five out of six clubs in Scotland had vacancies for female members. Worryingly, the average lady member of a Scottish golf club is aged between 55 and 64 and the average number of young girls per club is only seven, compared with 58 among boys. More than half the respondents (54%) to the survey cited lack of time as the major problem. Another factor taking its toll on the club system is that while membership is, at best, static, the number of courses is increasing. More than 100, many of them pay-and-play without any requirement to join, have been built in Scotland over the past 12 years, meaning those willing to be traditional golf club members are being spread more thinly, affecting many clubs' bottom lines. There are other new attractions too, especially for golfers who do not relish the capricious Scottish weather. This month two new state-of-the-art "virtual golf" simulator centres are being opened in Glasgow and Edinburgh. Players can play some of the world's top courses on giant screens using real clubs and balls. But traditional golf clubs are fighting back with a range of new tactics, and nowhere is the battle being fought more aggressively than in Edinburgh, where there is fierce competition for the golfers' pound. One club, Craigmillar Park, has recently gained 170 new members after completely scrapping its £1,140 joining fee for a limited period. Merchants of Edinburgh, the Craiglockhart club which is celebrating its centenary this year, is offering the first 100 new members to join an annual subscription of three guineas (£3.15) - the 1907 price. Craigmillar Park's secretary, Stewart Leslie, said the offer had been "extremely successful". He added: "We got 170 new members. In fact, we now have a waiting list. Although it was not our intention to do so, we did take some from other clubs, but most of the new recruits were new to the game. This worked really well for us, and if you have a good idea you have to go with it." It is former stalwarts like Rob Hendry that clubs are looking for. "The days of playing two or three times a week have probably gone," he said, "but as the kids get older, I hope to get back to it a little bit more. I took one of the kids to a children's course last weekend and I really felt the urge." Now all he has to do is break the news to his wife.


Typical, an insightful article about the decline of our game and we illustrate it with men playing golf in quilts.

The way we were... Ten other things the modern family man is no longer able to do... • Snooze in an armchair after Sunday lunch. • Give his wife her housekeeping money in cash from his pay-packet. • Treat the local pub as an alternative living room. • Sleep though the night while the baby is crying. • Wear a bunnet. • Wallow in complete ignorance of how a vacuum cleaner/iron/washing machine works. • Not know the location of the nearest Tesco. • Be left alone to read the paper in peace. • Sit in the garden without actually gardening. • Feign an allergy to gloss paint.



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  Thursday, June 21, 2007

We Want You!

Ever wanted to join the esteemed band of multi award winning, globe trotting, Haribo botherers who reside in GOLFPUNK Towers?

And so you should.

Most people we meet assume that a typical day in the office consists of getting bunker babes to do our photocopying, sending Sam Torrance to get the cakes in while sifting through a box of free stuff to take away on our latest trip to Australia. And they’d be right.

However there is a downside to working for the best golf magazine and website in the known universe. Namely ritual humiliation. Every member of team GOLFPUNK will, without fail, be made to look like a berk in the public eye. From former travel editor Owen Blackhurst to current editor Owen Blackhurst we have all been made to lose all self-respect for the cause.

Now it is the turn of our Commercial Administrator Jeremy Rusling to be exposed for twerp that he is.

There is a long and boring reason as to why Jeremy is dressed as an extra from a Christina Aguilera video. However we will let you make up your own story, which we’re sure is much better.


Grow up.

Want to make yourself an international publishing legend? Fancy dressing up as a dolphin and handing out magazines? Do you know your way around a Bosch Private Collection TWK6031GB Kettle? If you’ve answered yes, yes and yes, then you sound like our next batch of workies. Email us at editorial@jf-media.com and get involved… After all, those Bunker Babes aren’t going to oil themselves.



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  Wednesday, June 20, 2007

London Calling

Ever fancied a round of golf before you see a Tiger Woods replica in Madame Tussard’s? Nope neither have I. Not the golf part you understand but posing with wax celebrities just isn’t my bag. But you’d be surprised just how easy it is to cram in a cheeky nine in London. The traditional view of the city is of a grey metropolis however there are several parks, gardens and courses to belie this myth.

The guys at worldgolf.com concur. They have produced a guide to what’s on offer claiming, “A round of golf might just be one of the most affordable ways to pass the time in London.”

We are always interested in seeing someone else’s take on a subject we have previously visited. All the way back in March this year we sent a hapless bunch of, and lets not mince words here, idiots out to find golfing mecca in England’s capital. With nothing more than an all-day travel card, a set of sticks and a sense of adventure we endeavoured to prove that there is some cracking yet affordable times to be had swinging the wrenches in the home of Buckingham Palace, the Notting Hill Carnival and Jack the Ripper. They navigated the length and breadth of greater London visiting Northwick Park, Richmond Park Golf Club, Finchley Golf Club and Urban Golf just to prove it could be done on public transport.



Check out GOLFPUNK 26 to see how they did.

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  Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Golf Returns To War Torn Capital

In our mission to give you everything golf, every member of GP Towers has been scouring the world-wide inter-web for news and views about this ridiculous sport of ours. To a man, everyone has come across opinions from players and fans alike bemoaning the unfair fight between the world’s top golfers and Oakmont. The general consensus being that the odds were stacked too much in favour of the course. Some say making Oakmont so tough took all the fun out of golf. Others say that it is commendable that USGA have protected par. I say, “cheer up, you could have been playing at Kabul Golf Club.”

Afghanistan’s best and only course was opened in 1967 but had to close in 1978. Kabul Golf club stayed closed for 26 years before it reopened its doors three years ago. As you can imagine, after such a long hiatus the course has fallen into disrepair. Fortunately Muhammad Afzal Abdul, the club’s last pro, has been on hand to supervise reconstruction.



In the late 1960s and early 1970s when Afghanistan was a peaceful kingdom of world-renowned beauty, Kabul GC was the playground of the Afghan royal family. These days from tee to green there is not a patch of grass. Afzal reminisces: “Back then, the fairways were grassed and held trees.” Now with his guidance the club are trying to recreate its former glories as part of Afghanistan’s wider rehabilitation after years of wars and conflicts being fought on its lands.



Here’s hoping that golf can continue its role as goodwill ambassador and catalyst for peace. I’m sure it can’t hurt.

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6/19/2007 11:29:21 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Monday, June 18, 2007

Angel Wings It At Oakmont

So there you have it. Sharp shooting Argentine Angel Carbrera has got his hands on what has become the slipperiest major in golf. With five different winners in the last five years and the USGA determined that par will not, under any circumstances, be broken, the US Open has become the most unpredictable of the big tournaments.

The boys from blighty put in some creditable performances with three flags of St George in the top ten.



So congratulations to the Arch-Angel Cabrera. Does anyone know what I can do until the British Open?

For a full round up of this years Us Open click here…



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