Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Wie Wonders

We came across this cheeky little article. James Achenbach has penned an ode to the occasional golfing phenom Michelle Wie that is certainly worth a read.

After the weekend she’s just had we’re sure Miss Wie could do with out it.

I’ve heard of better present for your 18th.

Happy birthday ‘Chelle.

“Today’s lesson is pretty simple: How to drive it right.

That’s right as in wide right, not right as in correct, although you would be correct in assuming that Wie is an expert in wide right.

Here in the opening round of the Samsung World Championship, played Thursday at Bighorn Golf Club, most of the Big Wiesy’s drives were right of Dick Cheney.

On one hole, the 4th, she hit a drive so far right that her Nike ball cleared a fence and left the property. See ya.


There's still plenty of time girl.

Keep in the mind that the fairways at Bighorn are about as wide as the Mississippi River. Courtesy of architect Tom Fazio, they are gigantic. Regardless, Wie couldn’t find most of them if she had a fairway-sniffing dog.

It was that kind of day. She shot 79, 7-over-par, for a 100 percent share of last place.
To top it off, she was playing on her 18th birthday. “I just feel like this year is going to be extra special because I will actually be a legal adult,” she said earlier in the week. “I’m very excited for that. I think that it’s time for a new beginning.”…

To read the article in full click here...





Golf News | Women's Golf news
10/16/2007 5:09:18 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Monday, October 15, 2007
Sporting Highlight Of The Weekend?

What a weekend of sport. England turning over the international powerhouse that is Estonia in the footy. Then 14 grumpy old men and a chap with a wand for a left foot dump France out of their own tournament. Then South Africa did the double over Argentina; the Big Easy defeating Angel Cabrera to claim the World Match Play title in his back garden – picking up a million pounds to boot – and the Springboks trouncing the Pumas to book their place in the Rugby World Cup final.

So what would be the sporting highlight of the last four days?

None of the above, actually. Because, as far as we’re concerned, James Grant’s hole in one/albatross on a par four at Sunbury Golf Course yesterday afternoon takes the biscuit. “Who?” I may hear you ask? And the answer is we’re not entirely sure. Jim sent us an email this morning, particularly chuffed with his achievement, and we’ve decided this feat deserved a wider audience.

According to Google Answers, there’s a 30,000-1 chance of someone notching an ace and even more acute chance on a par 4. For this alone James deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as the rest of the sporting excellence of the weekend.

Take it away James.

“Hi
 
Not sure it’s that newsworthy, but apparently the odds are astronomical...
 
I hit an albatross yesterday at Sunbury Golf Course. 3rd hole, par 4, 293 to the front edge, about 310 yards to the pin, I took a driver to cut the corner of a mini dog-leg. I said to my playing partners before I hit it that I was going for the green to a chorus of disapproval (we were playing matchplay, so we were supposed to be playing sensibly.) Anyway, the ball pitched just on the front edge of the green and rolled in for an ace! Needless to say - we won that hole!
 
The rest of the round was terrible, we were really hungover from watching England win the rugby the night before!”



So there you have it.

If you have any tales of golfing excellence or sporting ineptitude email us at website@jf-media.co.uk and if we like it we’ll make you famous.



Golf News | Golf Punks
10/15/2007 12:35:14 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [1] 

  Thursday, October 11, 2007
Do Us A Favour

“Wedding favours eh? What the bleeding hell are those?” I hear the unmarried ask. We at GOLFPUNK thought wedding favours were what you hoped the best man wouldn’t be caught giving the bride. But we’re serious journo types at GP Towers so we gave the subject in depth research, looked on Wikipedia, and discovered they’re, “small gifts given as a gesture of appreciation or gratitude to guests from the bride and groom during a wedding ceremony or a wedding reception.”

If you're looking to get married but haven’t decided on what you’re going to give your esteemed guests look no further. Beaucoup have produced the ultimate Wedding Favour, personalised golf balls. Now we know this is not ground breaking but this is the first time this Webitor has seen personalised golf tat used in a marital setting.



You can instantly see the benefits. Which self respecting golf punk wants to be rewarded for an afternoon of missing the links, sitting in a stuffy church/hall/registry office and listening to not so funny speeches with a candle in a silk pouch or a heart shaped mirror?

At least with the golf balls you'll have a gift that reminds you of the happiest day of someone elses life that you can keep forever. Well, the first three holes of your next round anyway.

To get your hands on personalised golf ball wedding favour click here...


For when golf isn't enough
10/11/2007 1:58:03 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [1] 

  Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Golf Party

The GOLFPUNK office are looking to beg, borrow and steal in order to get ourselves over to the Australian Open in a couple of months time. We love golf, we love glorious sunshine, we are also partial to the odd tin of Tooheys but the thing that is going to set this tournament apart from most is the crowd.

The powers that be at Golf Australia have dispensed with the traditional paternal notion of ‘sit down and be quiet’ enforced by the fun police and embraced the concept of the golf party. Looking at the example of the Phoenix Open, The Australian Golf Club have made the par-three 11th the ‘stadium hole”. The green will be enclosed by a wall of fans with bars and musicians fuelling an eight hour party over four rounds.


The Scottsdale crowd react the call, "Free cheese burgers for all".

Golf Australia tournament director Paul McNamee isn’t shy about where the idea came from, the notorious “Sweet 16th” at Scottsdale, Arizona a.k.a ‘ the wildest hole on the PGA Tour’. The hole helped attract 168,000 fans to the tournament in February, numbers that cannot be ignored. And it’s not just the fans that love it, Geoff Ogilvy reckons, “the 16th at Phoenix is a mad house. The noise is definitely alcohol induced, but as long as they aren’t yelling during the golf swing it will be fine.”


Never has been, never will be.

Everyone at GP Towers from the illustrators to PR wants in, but I don’t fancy our chances. Everybody knows plane tickets don’t roll downhill. If it’s anything like Arizona whoever gets to go is going to have a blast. Lucky bleeders.

To find out more about this story click here...

To find out anything about The Australian Open (13th-16th December, 2007) click here...




Golf News | Golf Punks
10/10/2007 12:41:43 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [2] 

  Tuesday, October 09, 2007
National Minority Golf Foundation

Being the golf website for everyone we had to let you know about this touching story. We’re always up for people goving golf a good name and promoting this noble sport of ours to the masses so good work NMGF, keep it up.

“They toasted the engagement in a Miami bar. John Merchant (pictured above) sipped a Bombay gin martini, straight up, extra dry with a twist. He rose, a triumphant smile on his face, shook hands with Bill Dickey and embraced Roy Richie.

The threesome, among the most influential black men in golf, had just agreed to create the National Minority Golf Foundation. Four years of industry meetings and tireless lobbying finally had yielded this: The birth of an independent organization committed to diversity in the sport, and perhaps more important, in the golf workforce.

“We really did believe that something could change, and we could make a permanent difference,” remembers Richie, of that momentous occasion in October 1995.

Richie, who became chairman of the NMGF board, was the matchmaker. His plan was to marry the efforts of Dickey – a retired real estate and insurance salesman who single-handedly had supported minority golfers through his National Minority Junior Golf Scholarship Association – and those of Merchant, a U.S. Golf Association Executive Committee member who had championed the diversity cause and would become the NMGF’s executive director.

Richie filed for the NMGF’s nonprofit status on Dec. 26, 1995. A bureaucratic ordeal that usually takes three to four months ended inexplicably with an approval the following day. “I must’ve found the only minority golfer in the IRS to review it,” Richie jokes. “It was extraordinary, and I think unprecedented”...

To find out more on this story click here...

For features news, events, list of programs, and contact information click here...


 


Golf News
10/9/2007 7:21:52 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Thursday, October 04, 2007
New Jack Swing

Have you ever thought, ‘if I had the training regime, support structure and equipment given to the pros, then I could shave off 10 shots a round?’ This is the opportunity afforded Jack Edmonds as he attempts to wake up from his swing hell, and become a scratch golfer.

You see our Jack has been stuck as a five handicapper for as long as he can remember, and despite his best efforts his mind and body won’t allow him to break this glass ceiling. So what’s a boy to do? Go to Sheffield and let the guys at Zenjin stick reflective electric balls to his naked torso, that’s what.



The Zenjin is an Elite Golf Performance Programme that engineers Mind, Body and Motion.

A collaboration with SportsPulse and Centre for Sport and Exercise Science at Sheffiedl Hallam University, the Zenjin programme benefits from a hand-picked team that has a wealth of experience in athlete support, applied research, healthcare and corporate wellness.

Every part of the game will receive attention from nutrition and diet, swing mechanics, putting, fitness, strength, flexibility training, course strategy and perhaps most importantly psychology. In these areas Zenjin’s training programme will look to implement slow changes that become second nature and stay with you for life.


Jack quickly reached level five on the surfing simulator.

In the coming weeks Jack will complete testing that will determine a personalised training schedule catered to maxamise his potential. Then the really hard work starts. As Jack puts it, “I have this help at my disposal now and my support team are just as keen as me to reach my goal…I need to do this for all our sakes”.

You can check out the first stage in GOLFPUNK 33 out now and follow Jack’s progress at www.golfpunkonline.com.




Golf Punks | Tips and Swing thoughts
10/4/2007 11:02:18 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [1] 

  Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Question Of The Day

Today we heard what could be the greatest truth never proved.

"Vampires are the greatest golfers in the world, but they never have a chance to prove it."


This got us thinking, who would win the supernatural Ryder Cup.

We've opened a forum thread to find out.

Get involved and chuck your two pennies worth in at www.golfpunkonline.com/forum



Brilliant at Golf. Probably.

For when golf isn't enough | Golf Punks | Your funnies
10/3/2007 8:23:55 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Office Golf Challenge

News has reached us of a golf tournament that Team GP may actually have a chance of winning. You can keep your long drives, save your skins and jog on with your trick shots. The only discipline we ‘ve got a hope in Stoke of doing well in is office golf.

St Sofia Golf Club and Spa hosted the final of the annual Office Golf Championship on 21st September and it sounded a blast. The event - sponsored by Chivas Regal – has grown since its inception in 2006. However we’re a little disappointed to find out that Office Golf Bulgaria-style seems to comprise of specially designed holes and is played outside. There aren’t many details out there about how it works, so in true Webitor style I’ve made stuff up to fill in the blanks.

We in the GP Towers are office golf nuts, whether it’s playing horse from behind the photocopier for who gets the teas in, or deconstructing our swings between emails. In fact, if there is any firm out there who think they could take us on in an office Olympics of chipping into bins, canning putts over uneven carpets or even restricted swing gymnastics, then bring it on.

It’s cracking fun and keeps you (a little bit) fit.

To challenge us to an office golf showdown email us at website@jf-media.co.uk

To find out more about the 2007 Office Golf CHampionships click here...

To work on your fitness in the office click here...

Or here...



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