Friday, October 19, 2007
Martin Kaymer Blazing A Trail At The Portugal Masters

Martin Kaymer has got off to a cracker at the Portugal Masters. Showing the form that saw him post a frankly absurd 59 last June the 22 year old German rookie carded a 61 leaving many of his illustrious colleagues trailing in his wake. We’ve got everything crossed that the Kid Kaymer can keep it up over the weekend.

Children are the future eh? If that’s the case the future is now. The rest of the field must quaking in their soft spikes.

“MARTIN KAYMER, one of the few golfers in the world who knows what it is like to score 59, sparkled again yesterday when he began the £2m Portugal Masters in Vilamoura with an 11-under-par 61.

The 22-year-old German rookie left the rest of the star-studded field trailing in his wake by equalling the lowest round of the European Tour season and clipping two strokes off the Oceanico Victoria Club’s course record.


Martin Kaymer, very good at golf.

Kaymer leads by three from Argentina’s Daniel Vancsik and Swede Martin Erlandsson, with Lee Westwood and Retief Goosen in the group four back, Order of Merit title hopeful Justin Rose eight behind and 18-year-old rising star Rory McIlroy 10 adrift.

It was in a mini-tour event in his home country in June last year that Kaymer fired his 59, holing an 18-foot putt on the final green to add to 11 other birdies, an eagle and even a bogey in that round.

There was still one more round to play in the tournament, but he closed with a 10-under 62 and won by 10.

The Dusseldorf golfer missed six of his first seven halfway cuts on entering the main circuit this season, but since then has posted second and third-place finishes and stands 54th on the money list with more than £375,000….”

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10/19/2007 2:42:49 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Thursday, October 18, 2007
Storm In A Ballot Box

Evening all. An email has made into the inboxes at GP Towers showing remarkable initiative. Greame Storm’s pals at Champions PR have embraced political campaigning and are looking to make their man number one. No, not in the upcoming Pakistani elections but in the altogether more important 2007 GOLFPUNK Awards.

You’ve got admire their gusto.


Future Lord Staunch? You decide.

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10/18/2007 5:16:29 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Wednesday, October 17, 2007
A Winners Tale

Yesterday we brought you an article about Michelle Wie and her troubles at the Samsung Open at the weekend. Looking back it’s a bit out of order going on about who came last without giving the winner some love, so here it is.

Congratulations Lorena.

“PALM DESERT, Calif. – Lorena Ochoa enjoys life at the top, and she intends to stay there for a while.

Ochoa clinched her second consecutive LPGA player of the year award with a runaway victory Sunday in the Samsung World Championship.

Successfully defending her title in the elite event, Ochoa crafted a closing 6-under 66 in what began as a pressure-packed final round. The title was her seventh of the year and 16th overall.


Lorena just drop it!

She finished at 18-under 270 – four shots ahead of Mi Hyun Kim – and earned $250,000 to push her record total to $3,318,421.

“After what happened in 2006, I thought it would be hard to improve, but here I am,” said the smiling Ochoa, who won six times last year.

Asked how she plans to remain No. 1, she said, “I always try to be one step ahead; not let any distractions get in the way, get in my practice and my rest.

“And there are a lot of things to improve. I’m going to work hard.”

Kim closed with a 69. Angela Park, this year’s rookie of the year, and Jeong Jang shot 70s to tie for third at 13 under.
Kim said that Ochoa, unlike many other players who hit the ball long, also has a fine short game.

“She is still young, but mentally good, and if she hits long, she hits a good putt. She has a lot of good things. I’m jealous,” Kim said, grinning.

She added that, because Ochoa is so long off the tee, “I want to ask her, I want to get 10 yards distance from her.”
Asked later if she were willing to give Kim a 10-yard advantage, Ochoa laughed and said, “No.”…

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10/17/2007 5:12:10 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Wie Wonders

We came across this cheeky little article. James Achenbach has penned an ode to the occasional golfing phenom Michelle Wie that is certainly worth a read.

After the weekend she’s just had we’re sure Miss Wie could do with out it.

I’ve heard of better present for your 18th.

Happy birthday ‘Chelle.

“Today’s lesson is pretty simple: How to drive it right.

That’s right as in wide right, not right as in correct, although you would be correct in assuming that Wie is an expert in wide right.

Here in the opening round of the Samsung World Championship, played Thursday at Bighorn Golf Club, most of the Big Wiesy’s drives were right of Dick Cheney.

On one hole, the 4th, she hit a drive so far right that her Nike ball cleared a fence and left the property. See ya.


There's still plenty of time girl.

Keep in the mind that the fairways at Bighorn are about as wide as the Mississippi River. Courtesy of architect Tom Fazio, they are gigantic. Regardless, Wie couldn’t find most of them if she had a fairway-sniffing dog.

It was that kind of day. She shot 79, 7-over-par, for a 100 percent share of last place.
To top it off, she was playing on her 18th birthday. “I just feel like this year is going to be extra special because I will actually be a legal adult,” she said earlier in the week. “I’m very excited for that. I think that it’s time for a new beginning.”…

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10/16/2007 5:09:18 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Monday, October 15, 2007
Sporting Highlight Of The Weekend?

What a weekend of sport. England turning over the international powerhouse that is Estonia in the footy. Then 14 grumpy old men and a chap with a wand for a left foot dump France out of their own tournament. Then South Africa did the double over Argentina; the Big Easy defeating Angel Cabrera to claim the World Match Play title in his back garden – picking up a million pounds to boot – and the Springboks trouncing the Pumas to book their place in the Rugby World Cup final.

So what would be the sporting highlight of the last four days?

None of the above, actually. Because, as far as we’re concerned, James Grant’s hole in one/albatross on a par four at Sunbury Golf Course yesterday afternoon takes the biscuit. “Who?” I may hear you ask? And the answer is we’re not entirely sure. Jim sent us an email this morning, particularly chuffed with his achievement, and we’ve decided this feat deserved a wider audience.

According to Google Answers, there’s a 30,000-1 chance of someone notching an ace and even more acute chance on a par 4. For this alone James deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as the rest of the sporting excellence of the weekend.

Take it away James.

“Hi
 
Not sure it’s that newsworthy, but apparently the odds are astronomical...
 
I hit an albatross yesterday at Sunbury Golf Course. 3rd hole, par 4, 293 to the front edge, about 310 yards to the pin, I took a driver to cut the corner of a mini dog-leg. I said to my playing partners before I hit it that I was going for the green to a chorus of disapproval (we were playing matchplay, so we were supposed to be playing sensibly.) Anyway, the ball pitched just on the front edge of the green and rolled in for an ace! Needless to say - we won that hole!
 
The rest of the round was terrible, we were really hungover from watching England win the rugby the night before!”



So there you have it.

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10/15/2007 12:35:14 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [1] 

  Thursday, October 11, 2007
Do Us A Favour

“Wedding favours eh? What the bleeding hell are those?” I hear the unmarried ask. We at GOLFPUNK thought wedding favours were what you hoped the best man wouldn’t be caught giving the bride. But we’re serious journo types at GP Towers so we gave the subject in depth research, looked on Wikipedia, and discovered they’re, “small gifts given as a gesture of appreciation or gratitude to guests from the bride and groom during a wedding ceremony or a wedding reception.”

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10/11/2007 1:58:03 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [0] 

  Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Golf Party

The GOLFPUNK office are looking to beg, borrow and steal in order to get ourselves over to the Australian Open in a couple of months time. We love golf, we love glorious sunshine, we are also partial to the odd tin of Tooheys but the thing that is going to set this tournament apart from most is the crowd.

The powers that be at Golf Australia have dispensed with the traditional paternal notion of ‘sit down and be quiet’ enforced by the fun police and embraced the concept of the golf party. Looking at the example of the Phoenix Open, The Australian Golf Club have made the par-three 11th the ‘stadium hole”. The green will be enclosed by a wall of fans with bars and musicians fuelling an eight hour party over four rounds.


The Scottsdale crowd react the call, "Free cheese burgers for all".

Golf Australia tournament director Paul McNamee isn’t shy about where the idea came from, the notorious “Sweet 16th” at Scottsdale, Arizona a.k.a ‘ the wildest hole on the PGA Tour’. The hole helped attract 168,000 fans to the tournament in February, numbers that cannot be ignored. And it’s not just the fans that love it, Geoff Ogilvy reckons, “the 16th at Phoenix is a mad house. The noise is definitely alcohol induced, but as long as they aren’t yelling during the golf swing it will be fine.”


Never has been, never will be.

Everyone at GP Towers from the illustrators to PR wants in, but I don’t fancy our chances. Everybody knows plane tickets don’t roll downhill. If it’s anything like Arizona whoever gets to go is going to have a blast. Lucky bleeders.

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10/10/2007 12:41:43 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)  #  Comments [2] 

  Tuesday, October 09, 2007
National Minority Golf Foundation

Being the golf website for everyone we had to let you know about this touching story. We’re always up for people goving golf a good name and promoting this noble sport of ours to the masses so good work NMGF, keep it up.

“They toasted the engagement in a Miami bar. John Merchant (pictured above) sipped a Bombay gin martini, straight up, extra dry with a twist. He rose, a triumphant smile on his face, shook hands with Bill Dickey and embraced Roy Richie.

The threesome, among the most influential black men in golf, had just agreed to create the National Minority Golf Foundation. Four years of industry meetings and tireless lobbying finally had yielded this: The birth of an independent organization committed to diversity in the sport, and perhaps more important, in the golf workforce.

“We really did believe that something could change, and we could make a permanent difference,” remembers Richie, of that momentous occasion in October 1995.

Richie, who became chairman of the NMGF board, was the matchmaker. His plan was to marry the efforts of Dickey – a retired real estate and insurance salesman who single-handedly had supported minority golfers through his National Minority Junior Golf Scholarship Association – and those of Merchant, a U.S. Golf Association Executive Committee member who had championed the diversity cause and would become the NMGF’s executive director.

Richie filed for the NMGF’s nonprofit status on Dec. 26, 1995. A bureaucratic ordeal that usually takes three to four months ended inexplicably with an approval the following day. “I must’ve found the only minority golfer in the IRS to review it,” Richie jokes. “It was extraordinary, and I think unprecedented”...

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